Meh, I'll participate a bit. Reminds me of the old rpg topics from the warzone.
*driving to the ice cream parlor*
*someone throws rock, breaking Niko's window*
Niko: What the fuck?!
*stops the car*
Niko: Who the hell did that?!
*another rock's thrown, hitting Niko's head*
Niko: Dude, what THE fuck.
*three kids come out of the bushes, two armed with AK's and one armed with a shotgun*