tommy vercetti guy

lol, i just got the shit spoiled otta me

Really!? I never knoew about a mounted gun on the sea sparrow, exept fot the sub machine gun in the front of the heli

I would want a bigger play area like what other people says, BUT it has to be cool, not like True Crime's play area, they re-use buildings atleast a dozen times, the road is not bumpy so its just driving strait for at least 10 minutes and when trying to do a city based on a real city, put landmarks (like what they have in SA), because True Crime missed the biggest thing of all, the HOLLYWOOD sign btw, i thught of some new ideas - when entering pay and spray, they will ask you what colour you want for your car, but if you want other shades of blue, red, yellow etc, go to a car mod shop for better colours, because pay and spray will only have one type of each, like one blue, one red, one yellow etc - ability to steal guns rater than buy them, but it will get you stars depending on what and how much you steal - ability to rob stores like in VC - when buying a safe house, tells what it has, e.g 2 car garage, wardrobe, asset missions, save - mabye if i walk around naked exept for underware, it will get cops on me - when using satchels and car bombs, return the pressing button motion - drive by with other guns that need only one hand to hold like pistols (one hand is gun, other steering wheel), but passengers can drive by with any gun

You might get errors if your PS2 is old, or the disc is all scratched up I dont get errors, but some choppy framerate once in a while if there are to many things going on at once e.g a big police chase

sorry if im making a little bump but heres mine (pics coming soon) (pimp my ride music starts) (music ends) Hey, my name is CJ. I have a very old stallion in my garage. It has been passed down to me from my great great grandfather. After it was mine, it was good. Till i fuc*ed it up. So please PIMP MY RIDE! As you can see, my rear wheels are poped. I decided to do a burnout in a street race with my 40 year old wheels and guess what, they popped. The lights dont work, so i need to throw a molotov once in a while on the road for some light. The trunk is busted. Some cops mistakened my car for the gang one that had drugs in the trunk so the cops started ramming the back of my car. My driver door is broken off, some blind idiot ran into it when the door was open because i was getting a quick snack. The window is full of cracks. I was at a baseball game when the ball hit my car window. (Xzibit walks around grove street acting in gay poses) (Xxibit touches my stallion) Carl: what the fu*k you doing to my car you bit*h! Xzibit turns head around) Carl : OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CANT BELIVE IT (carl jumps on xzibit) Xzibit : get off me, thats my hos job Carl: oops sorry Xzibit: Carl, you have been chosen to get your ride pimped Carl: I know that, do u think im a dumbass Xzibit: Fine, give me your car keys Carl: oh, no, I lost the keys, all you have to do is connect the blue and yellow wire under the trunk and it will start the engine Xzibit: damm your car is really screwed Carl: no, i did that so no one can take my car Xzibit: oh, umm, ok, see you in a week or two Carl: (waves hand) (1 weeks later) (Xzibit walks outside west coast customs with Carl) Xzibit: now carl, when you got your car, it was a piece of doggy do Carl: are you retarted, did you even watch the video footage of my car Xzibit: no, i was watching some porn Carl: lets just go (walks in westr coast customs) (west coast customs pulls off the cover) Carl: OMG IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL WCC: You wheels are perfectly replaced with street racing rims and dragster tires for all you burnouts. The lights work, We bought some cheap flashlights and stuffed them in your light sockets with some super glue sticking them. All you need to do is repace the baterry one in a while. The door was replaced by one we found in the scrapyard. We just painted it so it would look the same. Your window is fixed too. We took the broken parts of the glass out and nailed some plastic onto it. I hope you enjoy your ride! Carl: umm, i guess i take it for a spin (carl drives the car around) (carl drives to grove street) Sweet: OMG THAT IS SO COOL Ryder: Damm u buster, why didnt you pimp my truck? Carl: F you ryder (everyone laughs) The end

Spaz, lol, you put all of thouse GTA games like if they were your whole life, lol amagine if one of them fell and broke What!? no classic GTAs! mabye some Classics would be nice

umm, why was he banned agian? Anyways, that little scum deserved his bann, i think why was he banned? Any that whole gay porn site thing is just funny, how could he know a gay porn site if he dont go to it?

People stll have dial up? I hate when people play online games with dial up, all people have DSL or cable in one server, then all of a sudden, a dial up user comes in and lag ups the place

Liberty = GTA3 Vice = Vice City Carcer City = Manhunt Leith in = dunno Tokyo = Midnight Club 2 Johnson = mabye a clue that you will play as CJ agian?

by body kits, do you mean like one whole transformation or little transformations, because i want my car to be like what i want it to be, so i dont want my fav bumper in this bodykit, and my favorite spoiler in the other

i found another one enter the johnson's house and go into the kitchen. Find the sink and to the left of the sink you should see some bottles. Get the camera up-stairs and zoom in on the 2 bottles nearest to the sink, you will see the R* logo and Rockstar written on the labels

Yeah, the FBI truck was taken out of the game, but all the files were left on the disc, so the cheat devices can activate the files so you can get one The FBI truck is even in the Offical Guide

I really hate it when you put people down MVI

can the cars break up, i mean, i have never seen a game with licenced cars that can break up into bits, only modifications can you customize stuff besides the colour can they make a better DVD case cover, cause the one they used is so white and plain

It was the parents stupid fault buying a 7 year old this game Just like what happened to manhunt, some TENNAGER killed his own friend and how old was the teenager, 15 years old! tsk tsk tsk, stupid people there days btw, i bought manhunt long ago, i just watched the intro and i already got scared, so i returned it

Micheal Jackson Golf Cart of Go Cart

- bring back the newspapers on the ground, but this time, there will be other garbage like cans and bags and they can be crushed up - put back the turn head around motion when looking behine on foot - make every car have bigger customizable features because some have a lot of things to customize, while some only have nitro, colour, rims and hydros to change - make safe house always on radar - when you need to bring a girl home, make her house appear on radar beacuse using the red dot is annoying - Same thing with the turf wars - make it so when having a turf wars, your gang will fight too, and not just the men you recruit, but the whole gang in that turf, so i can have a 50 50 chance of keeping my territory without me fighting - i see some bomb shops, put them on the radar - ability to streal gus from ammunation instead of buying them, but it will get you a wanted level - make people do drive bys better, cause they always pause when they dont need realoading, and thier shooting skills are terrible, even when up close - when anything big happens like a turf war, or mulitple car blowing up, some medics, cops, fire fighter, and news people will come and check what in the world is going on ( they will come with thier vehicles)

What were soome funny things that happened in San Andreas or Vice City or whatever, here mine: San Andreas: I was driving around Los Santos when some Vagos were attacking my turf. I got a 4 seater and recruited 3 men. We fought for a while, but i was really a pussy going in and out of well stacked pizza co. cause food keeps my health up. After the long battle, Only me and one of my men survived. The rest, RIP. So i just wanted to help him out and bring him back to Grove Street for all his courage. So i was walking to the parking lot behine well stacked pizza when all of a sudden, there was a police chase and the crook ran over my buddy, how sad. Thank god i got them arses NOTE: have you noticed how the gangs get extremely difficult when your having a turf war with them? BEFORE: 9mm and mac 10s NOW: MP5s, AK-47s, tec 9s, mac 10s, chormed shotguns

Q#013- I see nitro with x2, x5 and x10, whats the differnce?

Hey! I have a realtek 97 audio too! I use that one (i only have that one) and the sounds work fine And yes, try uninstalling it, and did you buy it from a pre-played place or off Ebay, because somthing must be busted so the players will want to sell / return it BUT! try removing the other sound card and just use the realtek 97 audio instead

sandwich/milk

Hmm, is it the one parked at Ryders Driveway? Because it not there when i finished all of his missions

hmm, uh, i found some, at least i think ther cool: 1) You know where the lady with the gun and the things only strapping her boobs, next to the picture is a tiki store, the logo has the tiki statue that was the hidden pacakage of VC 2) Go to any 24/7 store and look at the freezer, you will find some boxes of Cherry Popper Ice Cream 3) At Grove Street, find some guy that wears all black. Go in front of his face and he will ask if you want any drugs, CJ will always say no, but you can say " Get the gently caress otta grove ST!" of "i dont need your garbage" 4) Some 24/7 stores are a 69% store 5) licence plates have some word on them that are differnt that other like Ryder's car has SHERM on it (make sure you dont finish all of Ryder's missions because if you do, the car dont spawn there anymore) THE END

I mean like how there are newspapers on the ground But wait, im getting scared, i havent fed CJ any food for like a long time and there was still no message telling that he is hungry

Post your stories of Area 69 I was flying the shamel plane around Las Venturas. I thought to myself, "hey, i feel like doing the 9/11 attacks." So i started flying to the tall Building in Los Santos downtown. All of a sudden i got 5 stars, i was like wtf!? Then i hear a whoosing sound then a guided missle hits me. I turned the camera backwards, then i see a black jet in the clouds. I turned and tried to chase it, but the pilot was too good, and it was proboly my 5th time flying the plane. It shot another rocket, I maneged to dodge it, thenk god. Then he shot another missle, and it hit me. The plane was gonna blow, so i jumped off and took out my parachute. I landed near some big trees at Los Santos. The rangers came and shoot me like 10 times. The health bar was blinking, so i jumped into the waters and dived under water. But the helicopter shot its gun at me and i died. NOTE: always carry a parachute when flying the plane, you might never know when you might need it.