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tommy vercetti guy

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  1. I like it better when people dont use mods, it means they cant do the jumps without the extra speed. And they do the same stunts at least 4 times so it gets boring. Im still a fan of the stunts you can find on MTA boards, thier good, check em out
  2. I think it was nick kang, he said somthing about his basketballs not being on the courts the other day or two
  3. no, el burro was spanish, but the rest were black
  4. mabye some missions for stores like - go to a burger shot, well stacked pizza etc, and they will tell you to silently kill a worker at another fast-food restraunt that is in another organization, then take his uniform. Go into the kitchen and put rat pision into the food without being noticed. Get out before the people call 911. - or just go to any haircut place, and they will tell you to replace the hair stuff in another hair place with bald liquid so the next time someone wants a hair wash, he wont need to wash his hair for the rest of his life - tatto parlors will tell you to replace the black liquid in anoter tatto parlor with pink, so the next person wanrs a black tattoo, hell get a pink one instead
  5. mabye they hate black people instead! Purple nines yardies diablos hatians ballas AHAHA THOSE RACIST PEOPLE!
  6. lazlow was only on WCTR right? with frenardo martenez
  7. but GTA2 seen so much like GTA1, besides the new HUD, gang warfare and a little sharpened graphics btw, i was introduched to GTA when i first got my PS2. My mom's friend gave it to me, it was the best game EVER! Then i found out GTA3 was a 3D game, not up down, so i bought that, and that rocked! then i waited patiantly for San Andreas, bought it, loved it! I downloaded GTA1, fun for about 10 minutes, then got lame. Before i heard of GTA, i played Getaway at my friends house. It was good, but needed more. After that i got Vice City.
  8. ALL SAN ANDREAS You Know You Played To Much Video Games when...... - you ride a bike off a building thinking you will just land with a bump and wont feel any pain - you go to a car reapair shop bringing your can in mint condition, and yell at the people for not spraying your car for free - you belive you will get muscles just lifting weights for 6 minutes - you jump in water and dont know why your all sogging wet - you shoot someone in the head and dont understand why the head doesent fall off - you let your girlfriend slice your head off and think you will be alive, but will have no head, instead you will have a blood water fountain - you sky dive into water - you put your car into your garage and dont know why it doesent get fixed - you blow up the van that is on your street, and dont know why it doesent spawn up - yuo drive a broken car and dont know why the cops are giving a fine - you run red lights - you see stop sighs, street signs etc, and dont know what the mean - you go to a driving school and dont know why you dont pass in 20 minutes - you steal a plane and belive you learn how to fly it in less than 5 seconds - you try and hop a barb wire fence - you kill your girlfriend when she wants to marry you - you try and enter area 51
  9. i never knew you could have a tractor hook up a car? oh well
  10. after you do one of ryder's robbery mission, a black boxville will spawn in the middle of the row of houses next to the ganton gym NOTE: you can opnly start robberies at night
  11. i never knew a tractor could suck so bad in San Andreas btw, i changed my mind, my favorite car is still the blue banshee too bad you can only add rims, nitro and hydolics to it
  12. yeah, i jumped 3 cars once with a super GT, it was the most sick thing i ever did
  13. which one do you think is your favorite? I like pogo the monkey the best
  14. yeah, lol, that job was a pain in the ass! It took me forever to finish that mission too bad you cant do the missions agian after you got 150 health
  15. you mean the sea sparrow? Skimmer is the sea plane Anyways, my favorite plane is the shamal and my favorite helicopter is the sea sparrow
  16. There is a safe house that in south of Zero's RC. It is in an alleyway. If you save there, you will get the girlfriend glitch. The girlfriends will never be home, you can circle thier homes for 24 minutes straight and they will still not be at home. So dont save there please! I did, and i needed to start a new game to get ride of it :'( Ouestion about madd doggs mansion: Can you save cars there? If you can, will saving cars there activate the basketball glitch?
  17. -satchels becuase no matter how many satchels you put on a car, the car will blow up after the satchels detonate, so after the satchels bow up, the car goes on fire then blows up - silent pistol because i dont understand why they dont use same ammo as the regular pistol
  18. I like San Fierro because the roads are so bumpy and lumpy driving them is a blast!
  19. I like the Johnson house also the only thing i hate about it is the ugly outside look, it looks like if the house was torched by 20 molotovs EDIT: dont save at madd doggs mansion, or you will have the basketball glitch. If you dont know what the basketball glitch is, it is when the basketballs dissapear from the courts
  20. OG!? did you even try GTA3 and Vice City!? You can say GTA1, london and 2 sucked, but no way GTA3 and VC sucked! If you say GTA3 and Vice City sucked, than how would you like it if San Andreas is up down view!
  21. yeah, i put 3 cars (4 cars max) in the first safe house you get in San Fierro, but that always happen in any GTA The bomb shop is in Los Santos, find where the red dot is Oh, and i have a map showing where 8 ball's bomb shop is:
  22. check your map that came with the game and find a car bomb there I mod every car in my garage, but i really hate it when the garage eats them, a garage just ate two of my best cars yesturday EDIT: I just checked the map, theres only one bomb shop in all of San Andreas!
  23. It must be a cheat! and killing with the combine harvest in cool too, all those decomposed body parts
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