Dude, I heard that same joke in class today.
As for swine flu, fuck it and the fear mongering news outlets who blow shit like this way outta proportion for ratings. Last year, it was bird flu and a couple years before that, mad cow disease. Does anybody actually know anyone who has this? Are you actually in danger? NO. It's practically the regular fucking flu, except it can't be stopped with flu shots. So unless you can actually die from normal flu, you have nothing to worry about. To my knowledge, it's not even airborne. I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but this kind of bullshit is one the many reasons I don't pay attention to the news.