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MrLlamaLlama

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  1. Even though 99% of the time i whooped your ass? hehe... I don't think an MP co-op mode will feature... There'd be no logic behind it as far as a storyline is concerned...
  2. The Y2K thing was about power outages and having computers fail, nothing like the 2012 stuff. It's kinda funny that you mention jumping onto Planet X as it passes because some ancient civilizations said that the residences of Nibiru, Planet X, are coming to save us. I personally think that's bullshit because the only possibility of there being residences on Planet X is if an intelligent species migrated there. There is no way a civilization formed there from scratch because the conditions there would be hostile, which posses another question...why would any intelligent species migrate to such a hostile place? Because adapting to harsh conditions beats being killed to death altogether? I still don't get why Y2K was such a bid fuckin' deal. One year like any other (if you exclude the new millennia, decade, century and shit)
  3. I think he was making a point that R* would remove the section of script completely if it happened again, not simply block it out... So somebody could unblock it. But do we live in a society where the 'rules' or any 'prohibition' go unchallenged? No, siree Bob.
  4. Hey, this here's a quick rhyme i put together... The subject may be a little 'dark' but... It's my style... Crimson flames may twist and dance, but the fire of my youth is gone. I thought life could get better, given one more chance, but i see no point to carry on. So it'll all end here, with a 'have a nice day', when I pick up the gun, and take my life away. Move my sordid soul to a higher place, to be born once again. With a new name and face. I have literally dozens of rhymes like this... Both about suicide, and love... Mainly losing love, or having nobody to love... All pretty dark stuff. But i enjoy it. SideNote: I'm not an emo. Dirty harry: i liked your work... I didn't to begin with but it's grown on me... Poems don't always have to rhyme... You raise a good point, this is much better than your last... Keep practising! Soon you'll have it just right. (The balance of having a point to convey, and making it easy to understand)
  5. @ The bossman.. reminds me of the radio 1 podcast i heard, Ricky Gervais was doing an interview... He reminisced o the time the paparazzi caught him jogging in his local park with white headphones in.... The headline was....
  6. UO is a wuss . Seriously though, i really am no better. You know you just weren't meant to play GT4 when your best mate laps you countless times... Toca Race driver 3 pisses me off. I like to play dirty, try a PIT manouver once in a while, whn i'm really trying to push first place... However, no matter how many times i try, i always spin off. Now, if an AI car does that to me, oh no... I end up as flaming wreckage... ARGH! But the game itself isn't too bad.
  7. Jace, let me ask you this. Would any kind of christian allow animals to have crap poked in their eyes, much to their discomfort, sometimes resulting in permanent or lasting damage to the animal's normal survival? Hell, sometimes they even die... or is it all part of god's great plan for his creatures (apart from humans, we are t3h l33t) to suffer such pain? Somehow, i don't think so... However, me being the atheist that I am have no right to judge what you may believe. I second (maybe third) the motion that all people placed on death row (law should be emplaced for anyone who murders, and life sentences given to some cases of manslaughter.) be tested on in such a way. They have failed to prove that they're worth more than the shit off the bottom of my shoe, by ending the life of a fellow human being.
  8. thanks mate... And feel free.. i got alot of work right now... but by next week it should be better...

  9. Is that for k9 or me? K9. ... look upwards.... I asked you a couple of questions^ Cheers for covering though dame... Sniperspeed: Will be done after Jace's logo and buttons are done..as well as another job i got goin' on...
  10. Never badmouth Oblivion! Oblivion is a fantastic game... And, driv3r sucked hard, yes...
  11. Gycu, it was only 10 days old... Don't make a fuss. Though, neonfire... it was a pretty pointless post... Try to add some content next time. @ IMOcameron : tilly means that alot of people will be buying it soloed for PC, and R* don't want to lose those sales to an opposing franchise that IS being released for PC...
  12. Frankie Boyle. "The only time i ever want to see Geri Haliwell draped in a Union Jack again is if she's killed in battle" Jimmy Carr. - Only for one Joke though... "A good way to amuse yourself if you're ever bored, is to get 4 Smarties tubes, empty them out, and stick them over a cat's legs... Makes it walk like a robot..."
  13. Cool, glad you like it. Pay me what yu think it's worth, no more than 250 though...
  14. Cool. A nice little job to fill the time bfore jace gets back to me... Here you go: Is that cool? It was kinda on fire before i had to compress it... the flames looka little weak now... It was in like 1200x 1400 before...
  15. Normal version = lose the blur... right? And you mean one with like a 'box' around it, but keepin' the blur...yeah?... Jus' making sure... I only just woke up (12.50 FTW!), so i'll start working on the buttons soon. Then you might aswell pay for them altogether... Yeah... i just *computer crashes* Damn. Where was i... Ok... I just realised you didn't give me any dimensions i should work towards for those buttons... I don't really wanna make them too big/ small, and have them turn out pixelated or killed by compression.
  16. Devil May Cry 3. Just discoverd my love for racking up huge combo's on shit made of nothing but dust.
  17. Hey. jus' browsin' is all. You're inactive, are you sure you're not , like dead or something?

  18. That's why I said "Don't ask how". Too many people would try to recreate my results. I also caught a live opossum w/ my bare hands once... MLL - I think it was aerosol Windex.... I have NO idea what that is... But yeah, there is a danger of the flame going back into the can, i tend to watch the 'base' of the flame, stopping and giving the can a good shake if it gets too close the the nozzle. Once made the mistake off cooking marshmallows w/ this method using deodorant. I was young, and REALLY didn't expect them to turn out not tasting great. You live and learn.
  19. Reminds me of a new personal favourite. Scalpel darts. Basically, me and my mate Ian sit at college, bored as hell. We have scalpels, because we are art students (who can be trusted with such implements ). I figure it's a good idea to draw random target boards about the place (on pieces of paper, stuck to walls, tables, and the backs of chairs) and stuff. Outer ring - 10 pts, 3rd ring - 20 pts, 2nd ring - 30 pts, first ring 40 pts. The very centre - 50 points, plus a bonus of 100 pts if you get a shot in the same place twice in a row. Simple. Oh, and we made a little dude out of a cola can. Pics to come. Rofl, he has arms and everything...
  20. Load screens shouldn't be 6 megs when you've compressed them. Really. If you have compressed them. If not, do so... Personally, i still fail to see exactly what the mod is... Maybe you could actually tell us this time?
  21. Sarcasm FTMFW! I lol'd at the ejaculation joke... (Who didn't ?) I never really got into Saint's Row, so i doubt this will be any different. A threat to GTA? Try no... RE: that screenie... It's far beyond me how that guy isn't dead yet, let's count the number of cops... *mumbles* Fourteen. That's realism for ya'll.
  22. No problemo Jace - here's the basic version of what i came up with for that 'ka-' thing... I got busted for drawing this loads at college... And I just spent ages going over it in photoshop... so you wont find the font anywhere else... Also, i have a fukken high res one - like 1600 wide, srsly... So feel free to ask me to do anything to that... i can change it however you like... Even if you don't like it at all, i can change it... Ok? But i hope you like that... your 'badges' are coming soon.
  23. It was only a small job... Pay me what you want, but I won't take any more than 250... Sound good?
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