Angry Gorilla

Someone will recieve a PM full of loli

Whats your version of the game?

Its getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.

There are many people who hold certain beliefs about Encyclopedia Dramatica and its purpose. This post is to address some common misconceptions about ED, because, as we all know, the Internet is serious business. Misconception #1 - ED is an outing site. Usually false. Misconception #2 - ED is an attack site Sometimes true. Misconception #3 - ED hates Wikipedia Mostly false. Misconception #4 - ED spreads viruses FALSE!!!. Misconception #5 - ED is a hate site FALSE!!!. Misconception #6 - ED contains Child Pornography 100% FALSE!!!. Apart from that LOLDONGS! Now we've told you what ED isn't about, we'll let Bill Clinton tell you what it is about. "IT'S FOR THE LULZ, STUPID!!!"

I play the viola in the dark gloomy night when the pedobears are out and girls are being preyed upon.

Lol... DeviantArt is full of weirdos.

ATTENTION!!! I have become really busy with life in general so I will probably not be able to come to TGTAP on a regular basis anymore, so I cannot bring joy and lulz with my 'Alucardo's Stories' anymore which is sad because I enjoy poking fun at n00bs who cause trouble and whatnot. Therefore one of you will have to replace my role here as the Storyteller of the Random Topic, who? I dunno, I hope to come back one day to bring forth more stories and screenshots of CJ doing weird things like shooting gorillas in the desert with a minigun, or wandering around a long forgotton nuclear plant. Good bite folks, I hope to come back soon. Angry Gorilla

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5 posts in a row! Meanwhile at Nazz’s party, Eddy and Ed snuck inside the party unnoticed. “How come Sockhead and his Kanker girlfriend get invited to the party? Oh how I wish I was invited into a party and chat up the girls.” Eddy grumbled. “Let’s go up to Nazz’s bedroom and sniff her panties.” Ed suggested. “Good idea Lumpy, I bet they smell awesome.” Eddy said, and the two perverts sneak upstairs away from the dancing crowd and into Nazz’s room, once they were upstairs Eddy grabbed the nearest panty and took a big fat sniff hoping to smell something awesome, but it smelled awful, and no wonder, the panties belonged to May Kanker. “GROSS!!! Where the fuck did that ugly Kanker’s panties come from?” Eddy said in shock. “Maybe the Kanker Sisters are here!” Ed said, he was scared. “Oh please fucking no!?! If those ugly freaks come in we’re gonna end up with scars!” Eddy said. “Oh Eddy?” Lee called; she was hiding under Nazz’s bed. “AHHHHHHHHH!” Eddy screamed, it was too late ,“I’M TOO YOUNG!! ED HELP ME!! HEEEELLLLPPP!!” “But Eddy, If I help you then the ugly Kanker will fill my asshole up with a fat dildo!” Ed said and then he ran off grabbing one of Nazz’s panties. “NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Eddy screamed, it was too late for him and the two rednecks prepared for themselves for Eddy’s worst nightmare. “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” Ed laughed like he usually did, he ran downstairs wearing the panty on his head.

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Unless your name is Raymond, Warner, Hazer, Johnny-Kazuki, Anarchy Nation, or anyone else who I have poked fun at in The Alucardo Stories, do not under any circumstances click here! If you do though then you're an idiot.

Vatch out for ze SpongeBob

Can you please refrain from not smoking!?

Jack who? Jack Thompson?

For those who are wondering what Warner looks like... Frida isn't safe from him.

OMG I'M SO HAPPY! YAY!!!!!!!!

I'm hungry.

Pick yer nose and eat it.