My first name here was SpwngeBob which was a gay name I used since I first started using the internet, I changed it to Eddward because I liked Edd from Ed Edd 'n' Eddy, changing the name to Squidward AKA Eddward as an excuse to wear some shit avatar of Squidward with a pair of undies on his head, I was a failfag back then cause I bawwwed over a rating.
I changed it back to Eddward cause I was still a fag, and made more lame ass stories based on EEnE both in the Random Topic and the Graphics & Writers Pad subforum, then upon seeing an advert I changed it to the cool name Angry Gorilla and then Happy Gorilla, which I changed to Alucardo and Arucard cause I was into Hellsing at the time, I changed it back to Gorilla for a while before changing it back to Alucardo, I changed the name to Angry Gorilla when I went off Hellsing, and the rest is history.