StormLexer Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 (edited) Basicly what you do, is sign on as a girl, and prank idiot guys who think they're gonna get some. Link: http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html Hedonist: HeyHedonist: Horny? HOTSINGLESLUT: not yet Hedonist: what do you need? HOTSINGLESLUT: some COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAIN Hedonist: Only Coooooooooooooooooooooock here sorry HOTSINGLESLUT: then gtfo noob Hedonist: I suggest you suck a %%%% for a rock HOTSINGLESLUT: i suggest you go fu ck your ugly mother and then cut your fucking tiny co ck off and rape yourself with it Hedonist: Wow we are violent arent we sad little slut HOTSINGLESLUT: very HOTSINGLESLUT: im a bondage freak Hedonist: I would split your %%% HOTSINGLESLUT: i'll cut your arms off and make your head fit up my cockhole Hedonist: But I dont trust you Hedonist: so try pills they work best sunkist3151: hey there, you lookin to chat?HotGirlWantingAction: no HotGirlWantingAction: im looking to fu ck sunkist3151: oh? well are ya a cutie? HotGirlWantingAction: no my eye fell out when i was five sunkist3151: oh? well how are ya doing now? HotGirlWantingAction: my boyfriend beats me sunkist3151: k sweet. have fun. dont die HotGirlWantingAction: im already dead HotGirlWantingAction: i have no soul according to tom sunkist3151: my bad HotGirlWantingAction: i think HotGirlWantingAction: i need a hug sunkist3151: you managed to take a shi tty route in attempts at getting a hug HotGirlWantingAction: by being honest? HotGirlWantingAction: what do you want some fake girl who tells you her breast size is DD when it's really a A cup? sunkist3151: its easier to listeen to, then your fake %%% cries for attention HotGirlWantingAction: lol yeah HotGirlWantingAction: i guess HotGirlWantingAction: but you still love me right sunkist3151: nope. sorry babe HotGirlWantingAction: then i should kill you like I killed my boyfriend sunkist3151: i dare you HotGirlWantingAction: address? sunkist3151: savannah georgia sunkist3151: if you find me, ill suck your dick HotGirlWantingAction: lol you figured it out HotGirlWantingAction: congrats sunkist3151: appreciated HotGirlWantingAction: now gtfo If this is too.. violent... i'll edit the bad words out >=D Edited October 4, 2007 by StormLexer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelman101 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 LOL. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 OMGWTF LOL. Funny D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 LOL funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Isn't that trolling? Oh well, it sounds funny but I won't play, I'l just watch you guys piss off those pervs there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Actually Quite funny that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hell yeah, I may give a try O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hell yeah, I may give a try O.o It will probably look something like this..... KK ---------------------- Hey, bebe. Poor dumb sonova B - Are you HOT!? KK ----------------------Whatchu' think? PDSOB -----------------I want you to ...... KK ----------------------YOU DIE COCK-A-ROACH! I don't wanna' play this no more! Just havin' fun w/ you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormLexer Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) Captain_Jack: hey how r yaCaptain_Jack: its Rob DirtyGirly: hi rob DirtyGirly: can i be your black pearl? Captain_Jack: how ya doin Captain_Jack: u sure can DirtyGirly: RIDE ME Captain_Jack: mmmmmmm baby id luv 2 Captain_Jack: so its been a while since u sat on this monster of mine DirtyGirly: uhh you're supposed to ride me Captain_Jack: awwwwwwwwwww babe but if u ride me i can suck on ur nipples while u ride DirtyGirly: but im the ship =| DirtyGirly: that doesn't make sense. DirtyGirly: a ship doesnt ride its captian Captain_Jack: ha ha ha Captain_Jack: well i aint ever road a shabe lol DirtyGirly: *gets strap on* DirtyGirly: now cmon ride me Captain_Jack: wow babe wont that hurt DirtyGirly: you dont hear us girls bitching when you stick it in our assholes do you? Captain_Jack: wellllllllllllllll ok just for u lol DirtyGirly: yay Captain_Jack has left. DirtyGirly: YEAH TAKE IT UP THE A SS YOU FU CKING WHO RE OF MINE, I WANT TO MAKE YOUR AS SHOLE BLEAD SO MUCH YOU CUM FROM IT Captain_Jack: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u dirty f ucker DirtyGirly: yes Captain_Jack has joined. Captain_Jack: now i know y they call u dirtygirl lol DirtyGirly: yeah DirtyGirly: now Hop Captain_Jack: nope sorry it hurts DirtyGirly: ok well Rob is it? DirtyGirly: you just got Parachat-ATTACKED. Captain_Jack: ha ha ha Captain_Jack: ur %%%% right i did DirtyGirly: you're so queer to actually do that DirtyGirly: ROB WANTS IT UP THE A SS Captain_Jack: ha ha ha Captain_Jack: id rather have it up u DirtyGirly: too bad DirtyGirly: i have a dick DirtyGirly: you're a moron DirtyGirly: bye Captain_Jack: hey man ur the moron with a name like dirtygirly ur the queen babe DirtyGirly: LOL DirtyGirly: now you're calling me a queen? DirtyGirly: not only do you want it up the ass, you think im hot too? Captain_Jack: ermmmmmmm hello DirtyGirly: retard. Edited October 5, 2007 by StormLexer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelman101 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 lol you know, if you get a address from them and a country, and you say your like 15 or 16, you can send them to jail for trying to have sex with a minor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormLexer Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 NightElf: hi asl? DirtyGirly: u play WoW? NightElf: yep DirtyGirly: lol DirtyGirly: doesn't suprise me with a name like that NightElf: haha DirtyGirly: want me to be your...whatever the hell that game has..? NightElf: hahahaha NightElf: well....are you good.....or evil?? DirtyGirly: im a bad girl NightElf: then you would probably be a blood elf DirtyGirly: you wanna be my big cocked elf mate? NightElf: since you put it that way, id have to say yes DirtyGirly: mmm do you want to lick my pussy or suck my nipples first? NightElf: what do you look like you little bad girl? NightElf: i would say nipples first, then make my way down DirtyGirly: 124 pounds, C cup breasts, a tight ass and a wet pussy NightElf: mmmmm sounds nice, what color eyes and hair? DirtyGirly: i have black hair and brown eyes NightElf: got any pics? NightElf: what you wearing? DirtyGirly: no and nothing at the moment NightElf: are your nipples hard? DirtyGirly: mmmyeah NightElf: my lips wrapping around them.....sucking on them.....nibbling on them lightly DirtyGirly: ohhhhhhhhh NightElf: wrapping my hands around them firmly.....sucking mmmmmmmmm......moving my other hand down between your legs DirtyGirly: yeesss play with my level 98 pussy NightElf: --moves my face down between you legs.........opening your lips with my thumbs......licking your cl it with the tip of my tongue-- DirtyGirly: oooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeees NightElf: do you moan or scream?? DirtyGirly: both actually NightElf: oh yeah?? DirtyGirly: yeah NightElf: i LOVE hearing a woman moan, it makes me rock hard DirtyGirly: mmm play with my pussy some more, make me level up NightElf: --sucking on your cl it wiggling my tongue up and down faster-- DirtyGirly: OH YES 2500EXP DirtyGirly: MORE BABY LICK ME MORE NightElf: anyway i can hear you moan? DirtyGirly: i dont got a mic NightElf: where you live? DirtyGirly: england NightElf: ahh NightElf: --sliding a finger inside while i suck and kiss your cli t-- NightElf: age? DirtyGirly: 14 DirtyGirly: now stick your cock in me NightElf: what size c cup? DirtyGirly: yes NightElf: 34c 36c 38c? DirtyGirly: im very big for my age DirtyGirly: 36 NightElf: --sliding my co ck inside you......all the way inside-- NightElf: yes they are very big for your age DirtyGirly: OH YES 999999EXP DirtyGirly: YES I LEVELED UP DirtyGirly: OH GOD YES DirtyGirly: LEVEL 100 PUSSY CASTS LEVEL 99 CUMSHOT NightElf: are you touching yourself? DirtyGirly: yes NightElf: how wet are you? DirtyGirly: so wet its tripping onto my chair and then onto the floor NightElf: seriously??? DirtyGirly: yeah NightElf: wow, do you squirt when you orgasm? DirtyGirly: yes NightElf: ive never been with a squirter NightElf: what you doing? DirtyGirly: playing with myself NightElf: wish i was there to watch DirtyGirly: i wish you wa sthere to make my cumshot atk grow to lvl 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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