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Dr Pig was going to treat his first patient, Xt0ny.

"What be the matter Mr Xt0ny?" Dr Pig asked.

"My cock fell off when I wanked too hard!" Xt0ny answered.

"What were you wanking to?" Dr Pig asked.

"Toon porn." Xt0ny said.

"I'm going to call the police now, you wait here in my office okay." Dr Pig said.

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Dr Pig's next patient was Zoe, who sprained one of her leg muscles during a threesome with Jay and Silent Bob.

"Hell Miss Aves." Dr Pig said.

"Shut up!" Zoe hissed.

"Now what be the problem?" Dr Pig asked.

"I was having a gang bang with two marijuana dealers when I sprained the muscle on my right ankle." Zoe said.

"Okaaaay... I'm gonna ring your mom, wait here in my office please." Dr Pig said.

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Dr Pig's hospital has been closed until tomorrow afternoon.

He has made new friends (and enemies) in his hospital.

Xt0ny's cure was a computer ban for six months for looking at toon porn, he also had his penis stitched back on.

Zoe's leg muscle is working again, but her mom has grounded her for that gang bang she had with Jay and Silent Bob.

Raymond smells like a burnt potato crisp, and his soul is being cooked by Satan in Hell.

George Bush had a funeral fit for an emo.

Now people, Dr Pig needs to masturbate to the pictures of Zoe with her legs open, goodnight kids.

:sick:

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