JustADummy Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 Then Spider decides to finish off Tank. Spider tells the taxi chauffer to turn to Compton to meet Tank... They fight until Tank's dead, but the real deal is that all the mods come... Spider calls Husky and TNF to help. They fire at them all while Spider is behind and kicks their "backyard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 TNF runs out of ammo, the mods have him at gunpoint, TNF starts pretending to fire. "Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew" The mods can't help but think how silly that is, TNF eventually realises it's not helping. They fire, but are crap shooters and miss, TNF stops a bullet using his "TNF" chain he usually wears. Spider-Vice finishes them as he has a Water pistol with him and the modz are humiliated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Kill computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 Stop interrupting this, noob alucardo. Spider has a normal pistol too but he prefered the water one... CHAPTER 1 ENDED, CHAPTER 2 (THE GTAFORUMS END) COMING SOON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Kill Spider-Vice! (j/k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Chapter 2 of the funny stories. Spider-Vice is in South Central, the most dangerous place on earth, TNF drives through the area and sees some noob named raymond harassing girls, he pulls over. "I wouldn't do that if I were you noob" Raymond the noob says: "Go away, IM a Pr0ud noob, these gals beelong 2 me" TNF says "Belong? That is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches" He talks to the girls in foregin "Bonjour, Je'mapelle TNF, J'habite en Thegtaplace.com Raymond spits on TNF's car, which only just got washed. TNF tries to spit back at the noob but dribbles and spills his Diet Coke. "You made me drop my last coke you noob" Raymond says: "wat, i dunna care, cos i is a noob" TNF "You what, just shuddup" He snaps and shoots the noob, then a gang of more thugs appear, TNF, Spider-Vice and Husky take out AK-47's! Spider Vice shall continue the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 ...then Alucardo killed everyone THE END! Joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 Kill Alucardo! (j/k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Spider-Vice, you must continue the story. Spider-Vice has delayed, I will continue the story. Raymond is apparently still alive, He starts to constantly shout "I HATE MALAYS" out of stupidity. TNF, Spider-Vice and Husky finish him off, Alucardo makes a guest appearance and asks "Where is Warner" Spider-Vice says that warner got shot in the crossfire, and Alucardo jumps on a Helicopter and leaves. TNF once again gets in the car and leaves nearlu everyone stranded, Husky and the two hot twins are in the car and they take a road trip to Vegas while Spider-Vice goes to Beverley Hills to Cause street brawls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Drive into the woods where Hazer lives. Keep your third eye open, you don't know when he might strike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) The legend must continue. Hazer is an emo kid in the streets, on the road trip to Las Vegas, TNF is pushed off the driving seat by Alucardo, TNF sits in the back with Husky and the two hot chicks while Alucardo drives it up a ramp, everyone screams like crazy and............ The car lands on Hazer. Alucardo says "Boo-Yah, Hazer is finished. Husky wants to take the seat, he takes over and some moron on the freeway nearly hits them and Alucardo spills beer all over the seat, The police are onto them. Alucardo throws some Beer at the pursuing cars. TNF: "Good, but not my coke" A tire bursts because they accidentally run over some fat moron called xt0ny, xt0ny screams in pain and the police decided to start constantly running him over back and forth until he is pavement Pizza! They get onto the strip after stopping at a truck stop, The four of them make the mistake of buying sushi, While on the strip they shout at random people and grab a room at a random Casino, Husky and one of the chicks are slumped back from the strange food they ate while everyone else is okay. To be continued Edited July 4, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Continue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Cheryl, the twin who got sick from the Sushi pukes out of the window while TNF and Husky are just about to drive off, they see a truck full of Kegs ahead, TNF tries to chase it but Cherise thinks he has had too much beer and coke to drive. Alucardo takes the wheel, the truck drops barrels everywhere and everything goes crazy, TNF jumps on the truck and starts to drink it. Everyone: "What tha hell are ya doin? He gets out a molotov and sticks it in the trucks exhaust, the kegs go flying everywhere and one hits the car and it runs out of fuel near another hotel. To be continued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Then what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) They have all ran out of money, Husky threw away his cash on Gold while TNF and Alucardo spent it on Beer, multiple girls and illegal Nitrous for the car, Alucardo decides that they will rob a bank. The next day, they drive back to the City of Angels, LA, and outside a bank Husky is trusted to stay there and keep the engine running, TNF and Alucardo go in. "This is a raid, give us the money" They grab about 500,000$ and run out, but wtf, Husky drove away, where the hell did he go? There is a police car nearby, they steal it and drive through Santa Monice being chased, they won't get far in a stolen police car, so they drop it off and all Pile into a Cadillac. Alucardo drives, because TNF is talking to Husky on the Phone. TNF: " Dude, where were you, we told you to wait outside! Husky: "I promise you, this was notta setup, you can keep asking questions. TNF: " question you huh, okay, that's a good idea. To be continued. Edited July 4, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Cool story. I'll finish reading the rest when I get back from San Andreas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) They drive to the Westin Bona Venture Hotel where they are staying, Husky says that Spider-Vice had some important info and he had to drive back. Spider-Vice: " We have info that is shocking, Hazer is already gone, but Johnny Kazuki still lurks" "Oh shit" Alucardo is mad and gets a baseball bat ready for beating, they have enough money and are gonna lay low, Husky sells some of the gold to the Russian Mafia while TNF sits back and watches TV. They all get to LAX Airport, TNF hates flying coach, he takes a Private jet while everyone else takes an airliner to San Francisco. Spider-Vice is there. TNF: "So where you been" Spider-Vice: "Been investigating while you and your pals here have been partying, JK is in the south part of this city, let's get him. They must infiltrate his Mansion. TNF: "Okay, first we must climb over the gate, and walk through the secret doorway, remember, it's like in the game, the secret doorway will take to the next level. Spider-Vice: "Dude, this ain't a game" They find JK's secret and shockin vault, full of cartoon porn and pictures of warner. JK has found them, he approaches. JK: " So old pals, you decided to rob me. Alucardo: We sure did, leave the place now, and be gone, because we have these pictures, we will show the public your true self. JK: "Ahhh, nooo, Okay, Okay, take them, but one day I will get revenge. They flee the mansion and Husky gets out late after stealing some stuff he found on the shelves. To be continued! Alucardo has permission to continue the story! Edited July 4, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig1taL Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) but Alucardo is dead. Everyones dead; everyone died of a massive heart attack when the boogeyman stepped out from the cupboard and asked if anyone has seen his car keys. and his homepage was http://www.youfail.org/ Edited July 4, 2008 by InVion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Only Alucardo can continue, let's wait for him to get back ,he is taking a Breathalyser test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig1taL Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Ino, imo. I force-fed him chocolate... only the chocolate had white spirit in it And he insisted on driving home .... who is this Alcurdo guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortbus Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 The Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator, or "gravity gun" is a fictional weapon from the video game Half-Life 2. The weapon is given to Gordon Freeman by Alyx Vance in the Black Mesa East facility.[1] Although it is designed for handling hazardous materials, the lab personnel use it mainly for heavy lifting. Able to drag, pick up, carry, throw, or smash objects, the gravity gun is one of the core tools of Half-Life 2[2] and a demonstration of the interaction possible in the Source physics engine (its engine name is weapon_physcannon).[3] Possible uses include hurling large metal saw blades through enemies, knocking over or uprighting vehicles, dislodging sticky mines or picking up a filing cabinet and using it as a battering ram. It is considered one of the defining features of Half-Life 2's entertainment value. The gravity gun, like most weapons in Half-Life, has two triggers. The primary trigger causes the gun to emit a small discharge which knocks back the targeted object. The distance is dependent on the object's weight. The secondary trigger attracts the targeted object to the gun and holds it in midair a few inches away, negating its weight and allowing the player to carry it with them. Using the secondary trigger again will drop the item, while the primary trigger will launch the object with considerable force. In this manner, the gravity gun can be used to turn innocuous debris into potentially deadly projectiles. The gravity gun, with a few exceptions, cannot manipulate most biological matter or objects of a certain mass. Certain objects may still be pushed around by the primary trigger even if the secondary trigger cannot pull them. The gravity gun can repel headcrabs and antlions, though it is unlikely to harm them in most cases. Dark Energy Field Manipulator In the final level of Half-Life, during Gordon's infiltration of the Citadel, the player is dropped into a weapon confiscation field which removes and destroys all of their weapons. However, when it tries to destroy the gravity gun, it instead empowers the device. The result of the empowerment is the Dark Energy Field Manipulator, an unstable, blue-glowing variant of the gravity gun which can manipulate objects far too heavy for the original gravity gun, as well as living people. It can easily tear monitors and consoles out of the wall and hold them, and can also kill soldiers with one "punt"; picking the soldiers up likewise results in their instant death, apparently by electrocution. The gun is transformed a second time in Half-Life 2: Episode One by another confiscation field, but returns to its normal state after Gordon re-activates the containment field around the Citadel's reactor core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Blizzard Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Sorry guys for being late, my computer keeps rebooting itself and I'm stuck with my PSP. JK was angry that the gang stole his toon porn, so he decided to rape Frida and Zoe, little did he know that his mansion was bugged by TNF and the other TGTAP members. "He's gonna rape Frida again!" Alucardo said. "I know, our limo is parked outside her house." TNF said. Two hours later Alucardo heared Frida scream. "WALES 4 LIFE!!" JK shouted, as he approached the poor girl... To be continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 (edited) JK was still there, Husky stops him from being a mron calling the cops on them by biting his nose. Frida though Alucardo was cool, and began to seduce him and he got embarassed. They all jump into the back of the Limo, Spider-Vice is driving and wearing a strange hat, TNF and Alucardo have bottles of beer and hot miniskirt babes sitting on their laps while Husky mixes different fizzy drinks with alcohol and throws them at JK Alucardo shall contiune the story. Edited July 5, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 (edited) Frida though Alucardo was cool, and began to seduce him and he got embarassed. Warner's rusty old car appears in the horizon. "im gonna kill you all u fucking cunts!!" Warner screamed. "Oh shit!" Alucardo said, before driving the limo into the highway, Warner was chasing the limo. "prepare to die u cunts!" Warner yelled, he grabbed his Dildo Launcher and fired a few rounds at the limo, its back wheels got punctured and the limo crashed into a lorry. "HAHAAHWHAHHWHAHWAHHAW!!! finally i killed u all u cunts!!" Warner shouted, he snorted. TNF got up from the wreckage and saw the passenger in Warner's car. TNF will continue this tale... Edited July 5, 2008 by Alucardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now