JustADummy Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) Uh-oh. This isn't going to go down well with the cry-babies who made the 'Hot Coffee' incident into such a scandal. But now that the embargo for reviews has just lifted (here's ours), we're able to report for the first time that GTA IV: The Lost and Damned - the first of two downloadable episodic expansions to last year's phenomenal Grand Theft Auto IV - contains a scene of full frontal male nudity. It's the first time we've ever seen a fully realistic 3D penis, complete with pubic bush. And in our review, we describe it as the most alarming scene in the entire Grand Theft Auto saga to date - not because it's as 'extreme' as some of the violence and torture on show in the game, but because it's just so completely unexpected, and bound to cause some sort of outcry in the vein of San Andreas' "Hot Coffee". The scene, which players will encounter about a third of the way into the game's substantial 10-hour-plus story, sees protagonist Johnny Klebitz' first encounter with a new character, Congressman Thomas Stubbs. Stubbs has just received a back massage from an unknown lady, and goes about discussing business with Johnny entirely in the nude. What makes it so surprising is that throughout the scene, nothing is seen for the most part, so it's just Rockstar's typical dry sense of humour; its loves flirting with controversy, and that comes across in all but the briefest glimpses of just the top of Stubbs' pubic region. And then, right at the end of the scene, BANG: Rockstar stops 'flirting' with controversy and gives it a full on facial. Full-on cock and balls, on your screen, on Xbox 360, in GTA IV. My jaw simply HIT THE FLOOR. If Rockstar's intention was to shock - if only because of the shitstorm it may well bring about - then it has succeeded. But it also 'fits well' with the game's entire daring and 'ballsy' attitude. But The Lost and Damned has plenty else going for it besides, well, an old cock. For the full details, check out our review, which just went live, here. Cameras at the ready for the first pictures to be posted on the Internet, starting tomorrow. So... this means that there will be no full nude girls... But MEN? Source: http://games.kikizo.com/news/200902/full-f...-and-damned.asp Edited February 16, 2009 by Spider-Vice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 FUCK YEAH! Well, Jack Thompson can't do fuck all anymore? So I guess they just thought it was fun to rub it in his face(shit that was the sickest choice of words I could use). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davesta Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Well, to be honest, it would be stupid to compare this with Hot Coffee. It's not a sex scene. It's just some old guy discussing business nude. They're 2 completely different things. FUCK YEAH!You seem very enthusiastic about seeing some old dude's cock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I just picked myself off the floor. I'm still laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 FUCK YEAH!You seem very enthusiastic about seeing some old dude's cock... Well, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Holy shit, I just saw 1-Up's video of it....mine's bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I love Rockstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 That is one tiny dick. Looks like mine does after I have a nice jack in the shower and then step out to realize the AC is on full blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Where can I find the video? And fucking lol Spaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 For lazy people, here is the link to the video. http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3172816 This is great R*, you think it's going to be all good then it's just "BAM" right in your face. Guy needs a shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL... Fuck me, that was so fucking funny, it looks like an extra finger... I'd lol even more if he had a hard on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Apparently he didn't get an extended part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artur Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 LOL that was fucking hilarious, R* has some balls and a good sense of humour. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!LOL... Fuck me, that was so fucking funny, it looks like an extra finger... I'd lol even more if he had a hard on. That's coming in Episode 2 don't worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Seems R* have discovered how to model penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davesta Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Apparently he didn't get an extended part. That is possibly the funniest thing I have read all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I bet it was HARD for him to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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