Damjan Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt. The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach. He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health. Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening. fail. Source: news.com.au Edited April 1, 2010 by Sтεαм. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Why not take some pills or something? Fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I took pills and came back from the dead, man! I should of stuck a cucumber up my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVD Originial Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I took pills and came back from the dead, man! I should of stuck a cucumber up my ass. LMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 epic fail OMG. lol. and embarassing fail too. take2 aaaaaaaaaand action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Haha. That's insane. Props to him for attempting suicide in such an unusual way, at least he'd be different. However, if I wanted to be 'different' when commiting suicide... I'd like to think I could come with a much cooler way to die than that, and in a way that would actually kill me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 After looking up what a cucumber is, this starts to seem less of a suicide attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 BREAKING news. Man tears his own anus with a cucumber while trying to commit suicide. BREAKING. No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftermatt Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 In other words he shoved a phallic shaped veggie up his ass for some thrills (prostate stimulation anyone?), passed out from the pain, and thought that claiming a suicide attempt was easier/less embarrassing than admitting he gets his jollies from things in his butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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