Tommy Vercetti quotes

[helloonurse]

Tommy tends to say things while things are happening during the game. For example:

Taking money:

"I still need pocket money, pal!"

After getting hit by another vehicle while in a vehicle:

"Dumb. Florida. Moron."

Getting shot by the cops:

"Go shower with the guys!"

After shooting someone:

"Don't be a wise-guy."

There are so much more for other things I haven't even mentioned. Post them.

[helloonurse]

Passing a cop who was chasing him on foot (1 star):

"Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenburg."

[mark nielsen]

While stealing a car:

You got insurance, so don't be a prick.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

Why are you still breathing?

While fighting a pedestrian:

You think you can push me around, asshole?

While being chased by a cop:

I did your wife, you poor bastard.

While ordering a meal:

Hey, pal, you serving or hanging out? I want some food.

While stealing a vehicle:

Call it socialism in action.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

You drive like you look...stupid.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

At least I don't own this piece of crap.

While fighting a pedestrian:

Blame my mother. I do.

While fighting a pedestrian:

I'm a lunatic, you moron.

[mark nielsen]

Taking money:

This all you got?

Taking money:

You cheap bastard.

While stealing a vehicle:

You ain't hurt, let's keep it that way.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

The sun's been messing with your brain, you idiot.

While being chased by a cop:

Go play in the traffic.

While ordering a meal:

I'm hungry, man. Feed me.

[WRX22B1998]

lol. while stealing a car

"i need this" XD

[Sherman]

Always loved what he says in one of the beginning missions

"Hmm. Nice bike"

I always took the bike

[Urbanoutlaw]

Putting on a stolen cop uniform-

"... A little tight in the crotch..."

Finally, something CJ beat Tommy at. When he steals a bike he says things like "DAMN, YOU FELL OFF!"

I go for the bikes too.

[helloonurse]

What I mean by "during the game" was excluding cutscenes, but those are pretty good quotes as well

While getting chased by the cops:

"I'm innocent!"

Picking up a prostitute:

"Let's go somewhere more private."

Doing a prostitute:

"Where can we get a little privacy around here?"

There are actually a lot of things I haven't heard Tommy say yet.

[mark nielsen]

While fighting a pedestrian:

You inbred shitbag.

While fighting a pedestrian:

Is this some bizarre mating ritual?

After shooting a pedestrian:

Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!

While being chased by cops:

You guys ever catch any criminals?

[helloonurse]

[To a hooker] "Call me Tommy, sweetheart and make yourself comfortable." He sounds as though he's smiling.

[MrLanceVanceDance]

When getting arrested by the cops:

• You got me. Relax, relax.
  
• Go beat up innocent kids.
  
• Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
  
• Can you call my lawyer? His names Rosenberg.
  
• Enough now.
  
• That the best you got?
  
• I know, your only doing your job.
  
• I'm not resisting arrest.
  
• Call my lawyer, please.
  
• I give up.
  
• You got me mister, I give up.
  
• You win, you win.
  
• Take it easy, copper.
  
• Your dead when I walk.