Chris Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Well I've decided to bring my famous Sexual Innuendo's topic. I did one for Vice City, so here's one for San Andreas. If you don't know what it's all about i'll explain. Basically we all post sexual innuendos we find in San Andreas (and what they really mean) and we end up with a huge list we can all laugh at. The List: Last Updated 8 Oct 04 Juank Air - The airline - sounds like 'Wanker' Transfender - Car modifying shop - Transgender, people who change sex Wang Cars - Vehicle showroom - sounds like 'Wankers' Cluckin' Bell - Chicken fast food place - rhymes with Fucking Hell the drink 'Sprunk' - spunk = cum San Fierro 69'ers ('69' sexual position) - sports team Hanky Panky Point Well Stacked Pizza Co. - a resemblance to Hooters Jizzy (Of Jizzy's Pleasure Domes in S.F.) - Jizz, british slang for cum (the white stuff) Missionary Hill (San Fierro) - the sexual position. Barber Shop (Reece's Hair & Facial) - Facial probably relating to receiving a facial (sex) Brown Streak Railroad with its slogan Go For The Brown - relating to turd and bum sex eXsorbeo handheld game is shaped like a dildo (dick and balls) and the pink one vibrates exsorboe games: One Eyed Monster - one eyed implies it's a ----- Morning Missile Crisis - could be morning hard-on crisis or if you have diahorrea and are -----ting a lot Pocket Pool - hitting your bollocks around Tonsil Hockey - Self explanitory really, oral sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Also; There's the 69'ers sports team in San Fierro. Cluckin' Bell (Which rhymes with a popular cussing term) The soft drink named Sprunk (rhymes also) And of course Cluckin' Bell's slogan for some meal or other; "I'd like it cluckin' huge with a shot of Sprunk!" -Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 omg yeah how could I miss those obvious ones, thanks, i'll add them to the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Um.. Chris could you explain those to me.. i didnt get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I have taken a second look through the official site, and found a few more: The already famous Hanky Panky Point (How we missed that one on the first try is a mystery, Chris) Well Stacked Pizza Co. (Well Stacked? I see a resemblance to Hooters already) Jizzy (Of Jizzy's Pleasure Domes in S.F.) This one's obvious. And a little place just south of San Fierro on the official map named Missionary Hill. As in the sexual position. And I'm not sure, but I think the Barber Shop might contain a small amount of sexual innuendo as well. Reece's Hair & Facial? I mean, come on, would the boys over at Rockstar use the word Facial without intent..? <Intones his Cartman-impression> Seriouslyyy... -Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 lol, dunno how i keep missing these also theres the Brown Steak Railroad with its slogan Go For The Brown obviously relating to turd and ----- bum se>< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I totally forgot that one! I didn't know the slogan, though.. LOL! Thx mate -Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 Um.. Chris could you explain those to me.. i didnt get it which ones dont you get? maybe you dont get the word 'wanker' if you're american Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 (edited) To quote Preacher (the comicbook work of genius by Garth Ennis).. 'Wanker; noun, one who wanks. Means yeh play wi' yerself.' -Cassidy As for the others, Transfender is a joke on Transgender, meaning both people who have had a sex-change and transvestites. If you do not understand what sex-change and/or transvestite is, maybe you shouldn't be playing GTA. Same thing for spunk. Oh, and Chris, I think you misspelled the train's name. It's the Brown Streak, not the Brown Steak I wonder if they'll pull a wordplay on the old TV-show Cops. Wasn't the early nineties Cops' heydays? "Tonight, on PIGS!" LOL -Fred Edited September 30, 2004 by SpiderJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 (edited) Cluckin' Bell (Which rhymes with a popular cussing term)The soft drink named Sprunk (rhymes also) i cant ryme worth -----.. so what does jay mean? omg g a y is fucking blocked? how could you do this to me!? Edited September 30, 2004 by Skyline787 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Well, even if you can't rhyme, you can still read, right? Chris spelled it all out for you, if you bothered to look. Cluckin' Bell rhymes with fuckin' hell. And Sprunk rhymes with spunk. So, the slogan "I would like it cluckin' huge with a blast of Sprunk!" could be a wordplay on "I'd like it fuckin' huge with a blast of spunk!". Spunk is also known as man-juice, come, the white stuff, cum, semen, sperm etc.. Anything else you would like clarified? -Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 (edited) Without a doubt, two more innuendos from R* One: The Exsorbeo handheld games machine. Similar to Nintendo's old gameboy, except this one is shaped like a scrotum. Oh yes, the game looks like a cock 'n balls. Two: The game The One-Eyed Monster. (Just the name itself should be enough, but oh no) On the teaser site (http://www.exsorbeo.com) you can play an emulated version of the age-old classic, One-Eyed Monster, where you play a deep space explorer fighting a One-Eyed Monster. Basically it's just a dude that can go up and down, and fire, and has to avoid this giant space-cock cumming at him. When you get hit, it even says 'Eww, it's sticky!' And it's damn near impossible to beat (pun intended) Among other games were Morning Missile Crisis (Sounds like a morning hard-on crisis to me), Mortal Sin, Pocket Pool and Tonsil Hockey. -Fred Edited October 2, 2004 by SpiderJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corporate_Nothing Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Rofl, I've already noticed all of those so i have nothing to contribute.... But, yesterday while playing Vice City, I did learn the meaning of something between Little Haiti and Downtown "Moist Palms Hotel." get it, a persons palms are 'moist', which could either mean sweaty or have cum on them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Yes, I've seen that one. But let's stick to the topic, eh? This is the San Andreas Sexual Innuendo List, not the Vice City List Btw, adding the new ones to the list soon, Chris? -Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Chris spelled it all out for you, if you bothered to look. Please dont flame me because im dumb. Those aer pretty good guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinstone Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 One u forgot was an old favorite pay'n'spray you buy a hoe you spray sperm. HELLO CRIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 8, 2004 Author Share Posted October 8, 2004 i updated this cluckin' post with all the stuff people said so keep them 'coming' (no pun intended ) the one about the pay and spray though, it could mean that but it is also paying for a car to get sprayed a different colour so it is both normal and sexual depending on how you perceive it. I haven't added it though as it has been in all GTAs so everyone knows it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJay Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 To update a small thing, the interstate trucking service previously known as RU Haul has been misspelled. It is named RS Haul, which sounds like 'arsehole'. But I think this list will be incredibly long in the end... -Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty_ca Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Also in GTASA there's the "World's Largest Cock" owned by a company called "Peckers & Seeds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 The country dj's husband died because she would'd give him ... and then she stopped there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treyno Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 haha cool...i get most..i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 kind of a spoiler.. . . . . . . . . . . In one if the first San Fierro missions (the valet one i belive) the D.a is at the Vank Hoff hotel Doesnt that sound like something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunit4895 Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 r* always puts funny shyt in there games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Speaking of sexual innuendos I saw the reproductive organ that was on a building in vice city on a belt in walmart last week, it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffTAC4 Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 (edited) The ice cream trucks are back again, and just ike in Vice, they have the two scoops of ice cream with cherries on top . But added in this one is a popsicle (with an obvious resemblance to a dick) sticking between the two scoops. hinting at tit sex of course. Also the name of the ice cream in and of it's self, "Mr. Whoopie" The double ended dildo that you can find in the shower at the cop station is an obvious one as well... Edited November 6, 2004 by JeffTAC4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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