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Just don't read this one, its shocking and shows my dislike for Eddy from Ed Edd 'n' Eddy :weird:

Today children we learn the tale of the worst kid in the cul-de-sac: Eddy

Eddy is a selfish, greedy, sleazy, disgusting degenerate who likes nothing more than money, jawbreakers and porn. Let me explain why!

Eddy loves money because he wants to buy jawbreakers, Eddy loves jawbreakers because they taste damn good, Eddy loves porn because...err...this I cannot explain...but I do remember Eddy doing something most heinous, in the middle of the night he climbed out his attic window and onto the rooftop, he leaped from rooftop to rooftop until he spotted the window of Nazz's houseo open, he sneaked through and opened the vent where he could climb through those claustophobic silver tunnels until he reached the bathroom, where Nazz is filling the bath, he told his two pals Ed and Edd he was going to sell the tape to Kevin for all the jawbreakers in his garage, but we all know the tape is to fufill Eddy's sick desires.

Back to the story, Eddy filmed Nazz taking her clothes off and she took a bath like any normal person would and she never knew she was being watched by some ugly cretin, Eddy thought he was going to explode when he saw Nazz wash her bum...

Okay enough details, you perverts, the next day he showed the tape to Kevin and told him he could have it (because Nazz caught him and hit him, and Eddy is now selling it for revenge, and jawbreakers) if he gave him all the jawbreakers, Kevin was disgusted that Eddy could even do such a horrible thing and immediately told Eddy to fuck off.

Eddy lay on the road, grumpy, and someone threw a rock at him and shouted 'pervert' as he fell onto the cold tarmac.

Moral: Eddy is a total fucking douchebag.

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man i slap you silly you scare me again like that.

yes i know i was goin along with the joke.

but seriously. its a bad idea to go out with a girl who has killed there family. if you are, break up with them now or you will die too. i got close.

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*tilly slaps me silly*

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