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Sorry for the double post because I cant find the edit button on my first post.

In the mission "Robbing uncle Sam" when they arrived at the garage in Willowfield.

Ryder: "Man that shit was tight"

CJ: "Tight!?... Man the shit was shit"

Ryder: "You said you are down for the homies but all you do is complain"

In the mission "The Green Sabre"

CJ: I gonna warn Sweet"

*Phone ring*....

CJ: "Damn it Sweet pick it up, pick it up!"

Sweet: "Hey wassup? You called me but i did'nt pick it up. leave a message after the.."

CJ: "shit shit shit!"


Best funniest quotes are Catalina's

"Who are these cowboy assholes?"

"Bleed! Mtherf*cker!"

"Move your f*cking butt"

*Your pathetic driving is causing them to escape"

"I should cut your balls off"

While walking on the streets

Pedestrian talking to CJ: "Did someone died in your mouth?" lol

Pedestrian: "Steroids makes your dick look what!?"

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Heres one I heard in the game just now.

I was jacking a Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and pull out the driver clone and I aimed at him with my shotgun and CJ said: "You think I'm a well dressed clone?" That just crack me up and start laughing so hard! xD Because CJ was wearing a Tuxedo and some fancy clothes and aimed at the clone and said that. LMAO!!

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mine is when doing the mission vertical bird

Pilot: Stolen aircraft; Prepare to be vaporized

CJ: Did you hear that?

Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullshit. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.

and also this:

Toreno: You see? Child's play!


FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...

Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh.

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