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OK, you can't open a .COL file using the IMG tool; the IMG tool is only used for GTA IMG archives; look for the Collision Editor in the Downloads section...

I didn't make it, I found it somewhere else...

OK, I've thought of this as something for Mr. Thompson - no, I'm not really into killing him for his actions, but I was thinking about John Bruce in unusual situations, like... What if: *He's a judge in American Idol? *He sued Barbie, or became a playable character in a Barbie game? *He's fat? *He likes Michael Jackson? *He meets Tommy Vercetti in the flesh? *He became a guest in Scooby-Doo? *He made a concert? What do you think?

This is pure genius, mate, well done and keep up the good work...

I labelled your OG Loc image as an "edited, copydown image, with pixels from various or ambiguous sources", just like what editors do in Uncyclopedia...

I dunno, but I think there's some cheat in VC that allows you to play as another character; modding the game and converting it into VCS might be nice, too...

Wow, nice; I've also updated his *article* on my wiki - http://lpgunitmusic.110mb.com/wiki/index.php/OG_Loc Hope you like it...

Actually, they have similar requirements with GTA: San Andreas, requiring 256MB RAM to run, except that you only need a 32MB video card to play the game. I know of 128MB video cards for only about 5000 PHP, or about a hundred bucks that you can use, maybe from ATI or NVIDIA can do...

Yeah, I'll probably stick to my doctor homie in my home turf... Actually, I made a petition about it: http://www.petitiononline.com/x311242d/petition.html And I've found another one, filled with comments from irate Filipinos: http://www.petitiononline.com/FilABC/petition.html And some people were asking for a complete boycott/ban of the show in the Philippines...

Nice, I guess he pwned Shirley big time; maybe if I put it in the Vinewood sidewalks, that would be better. And a handprint would be a nice addition, too...

Because it sucks when you get insulted like that; think of it - isn't racism rude and cruel?

It's her job to read and say words off her script. Intentionally isn't really an option here, now.. as Matt said, the writers probably did it intentionally... Well, OK...

OK, but I'll take it as racism, whether she did it intentionally or not...

That Teri Hatcher twit is dissing my fellow Filipino denizens recently... I should have boycotted DH because of this foul mouthed moron; if she's in the place of one of the doctors, being dissed by some arrogant, show-off actress, would she be happy?

You must be running an older PC; lagging is common on that, y'know...

Try clearing the cache in FF, or reinstall it again...

Yeah, I had some difficulties in the NFS drag mode, which often ended up in a blown engine whenever I try to switch gears, but I then got used to it... As for the tranny selection, it would add to the realism if they put manual cars in IV...

Try to borrow a monitor cord from a friend; if there's video in your tube then it's OK; if it still does not work then you need to buy a new CRT/LCD - it would be crapshoot to repair a tube since it contains dangerously high voltages that can pwn a person...

Try searching for Total Video Converter; it's shareware but it may be worth the try...

Wow, you really blew the crap off your old rig... It looks like you had a Pentium II/III or something...

My old PC was one of them - they suffered a sickness called capacitor plague, in which a capacitor can eventually fouls up and blows off, often ending up with a bulged lid, or worse, a popped up can. Some industrial espionage mission that crapped up was said to be the cause of the problem, and this often forces users to buy a brand new board. My college professor and a site called Badcaps.net told me that such balky boards can still be fixed, as long as you have the guts to solder such sensitive components. Do you guys have pictures of pwned motherboard caps?

Use the IMG Tool found in the Downloads > Tools section. As for installing it, here's the link to the tutorial: http://www.thegtaplace.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5959 Feel free to ask if you're in trouble...

There are several Filipino denizens here in TGTAP; I'm the only one (so far) who made the most posts; I dunno but I can't help you with the No CD crack... Stay legal and I hope you enjoy the forums...

its legal... im on a warez forum looking for a no-cd creack. The screenshot shows that you're in a warez (BTW, how do you guys pronounce it - wares, Juarez or warez, stressing the z?) forum, adding to the fact that you're looking for a No CD crack. Just try to be legal, homie, honest! Spending twenty to thirty bucks on a legit San Andreas DVD would be a better stretch than warezing it...

Actually, they are putting improved weather effects in GTA IV; which means the cars' handling and appearance (i.e. water droplets on windshield) will be affected by rain, and Niko might be bogged down by snow and rain...