Huckleberry Pie

GTA IV: The Boggs - "Arm in Arm (Shy Child Mix)" Ne-Yo - Because Of You GTA San Andreas: Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets

And don't forget the circuit boards...

OK, so I'm thinking of doing a parody in my spare time, but how can I make a mimic of the GTA IV PC load screens in MX 2004?

GTA IV; still lags like crap on my PC, though. Oh, well, my PC's on the minimal required specs, and I wasted 50 bucks on a weak video card, which is only good at playing those cheesy Korean MMORPGs!

Actually, you can even control it using your PC. The launcher has a driver CD and some software to move the turrets and stuff. There are also some Linux drivers for it somewhere, and at least one guy modded it to make it deadlier...

I think I will...but won't buying a shrink further my problem? Hmm, maybe not...

Yep, I have to do a narrative of some sort, about what I've done and stuff. Most of the thesis' I've had to write were about proving something and later on in the conclusion I had to restate my thesis explaining that the material in the paper proved my point. So a thesis for that might be either proving whether or not the job training was good or bad for you and then throughout the paper you'll have to explain why it was good or bad for you. An example could be, "Job training for this particular job has been a very helpful experience that I feel should be a requirement for those trying to obtain such a job." It's a little wordy and might not be as detailed as the instructor wants, but hopefully that helps you out a little bit. Just keep this in mind...I was horrible in my English classes. So you might want a second opinion/suggestion on this. Thanks for the tip, Butch... Now all I have to do is to snap some pics of me doing all sorts of stuff and add it to the report... And I promise, I'll add you guys to the special thanks list...

If you find yourself in a compulsive shopping situation, then you should probably seek help for that...

Yep, I have to do a narrative of some sort, about what I've done and stuff.

It's for my on the job training report. I do have an introduction and some stuff, but I'm still puzzled at filling it up with useful info. Yeah, of course, I won't mention crap in my report, but I'll definitely add you guys to the acknowledgments/special thanks page...

OK, so I needed some suggestions on my on-the-job training thesis... I've spent weeks doing some jobs like clerical work and fixing computers (and lulz sometimes ), but do you have any tips and stuff on my report? I need it fast, you know...

Works on mine, although I have to add more RAM and some upgrades, since I'm running on Windows 7...

That's OK... I know what you feel, Maco, being a proud Macedonian guy and all... I've seen some stuff in Britannica that shows a similar issue regarding your countrymen, but hey, let's forget about our mistakes... I do annoy people here with some of my posts (like random references to cartoons, Shirley Temple or anything; I had a weird obsession with that, you know), but overall, we all make some mistakes and stuff, so apology accepted.

Hmm, that's why I intended it to be a parody of sorts. I didn't really used a song that fits the theme, just something that sounds ridiculous yet cool...

Here you go: http://www.imeem.com/placidserenity/music/...thing_goes_1934

And I'm sure you know who's one of the beta testers for this game...

OK, here's the lyrics to the parody: "Anything Goes" Based on the performance by Ramona Davies "GTA Four" Parody by Huckleberry Pie Games have changed All the characters have a Glock And conservatives got a shock When they saw me go rob a bank Rockstar Games, Any shock they should try to stem, 'Stead of buying a Plymouth car, Jacking cars they do all day. In olden days a drive-by shooting Was looked on as something shocking, But now, it's all, GTA Four. Some Serbian dude who once lived very hard, Now spends his time in Liberty Hitting poles, GTA Four. These kids have gone mad today A deathmatch today, And a murder spree, And I blew a tree, When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos In olden days a drive-by shooting Was looked on as something shocking, But now, it's all, GTA Four. [instrumental] These kids have gone mad today A deathmatch today, And a murder spree, And I blew a tree, When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos In olden days a drive-by shooting Was looked on as something shocking, But now, it's all, GTA Four.

Doesn't "Grand Theft Auto IV" have 5 syllables opposed to "Anything Goes", which has four? I could be wrong though, but I think "Auto" has 2. As for lyrics...I'm not much of a musical person... You should make an album cover! Good luck with the lyrics. Oh, what I mean is the acronym "GTA 4" has the same number of syllables as "Anything Goes", not the longer name...

Obama is teh

Gee, thanks... As for adjusting the DS' position, I dunno, but how can I 'further in' the console? Oh, and thanks for pointing the jagged edge, haven't noticed that one yet... EDIT: Here's the adjusted image:

Try a better processor instead. I currently have a Pentium Dual Core with 1.8Ghz and it performed somewhat poorly on GTA IV. The rest should probably be fine...

I need some quick help on this: Any tips on making the Shirley's DS more convincing? I'm making a parody advert for the lulz, you know...

Yes, but not neccesarily, although you may reap out more FPS by switching to a quad...

I've been waiting for this one, but will it give my game a performance boost?

OK, so I'm thinking of ideas for my parody about Grand Theft Auto IV, especially the numerous glitches and performance issues in the PC version. I had several songs in my release candidate list, one of them being a rather old-school 1930s song entitled "Anything Goes", which, title-wise, has the same syllables as Grand Theft Auto IV... Another is "Life Is Like A Boat", from the anime series Bleach... Any thoughts on this?