Spaz The Great

What a shitty drink. What an equally shitty drink. Vanilla, lime, and cherry Coke is where it's at. Also, Dr. Pepper FTW.

I've been playing it for the past few hours. Amanda Fucking Palmer is doing a show tonight, they had a moment of silence and will be doing a cover of Billie Jean in commemoration.

Wow.... That's insane......... Peter Pan died?

Games can always look better on the PC. A good PC will cost more than an Xbox 360. It still looks just fine on the 360.

I tried searching it but the only related result on Google, was this topic. Which was the first result.

Well this is gay. So much for a game specifically for the DS. Sell-outs.

I believe in reincarnation, but I don't believe in new souls. Not in the sense of new souls just appearing. I believe everything that is, was, and always will be.

Couldn't you just add some different girl styles of underwear so everyone could participate? Boxers.

If you can get in her email, yes. You could delete them. Otherwise. No.

In America, yes. It's the "otaku" culture. We actually went to "Jacon 2009" just last month and had a shitty time. The culture, while childish and annoying to begin with, has gone way downhill. Anime conventions are ridiculous. You can blame 4chan and /b/tards for that. Somewhat. But not much. It's probably the same people who killed 4chan that killed the otaku culture.

Care to explain what exactly this is about?

That's actually what I was thinking. Zero Punctuation is awesome.

It's not about it being cool, it's about the fact it's difficult living there. It's something that people who live in the ghetto can usually get more than people who haven't. It's nothing cool, it's the complete opposite which is why they rap about it. If you listen to most of the lyrics they always say how fucked up it is growing up there. You would care about the Ghetto if you lived there. A lot of fuckwads glamorize the ghetto. When I was in school, there was status system based on your neighborhood. They more run-down, drug-filled, and gun-run your neighborhood, the cooler you were. I've seen glamorization of shitty neighborhoods first-hand, so don't tell me it doesn't exist.

That's because my name is SpazIsGreat, it's SpazIsAwesome. And why waste the time with direct links. I'd like you to take a look at your link real quick. All you have to do is add the name to the end of "twitter.com/" Twitter is like facebook, just with a lot less gay in it.

Can't follow that video right now, giving me a head ache. And 4chan is weak. Now I tell you not to go, not because it's "fucked up", but because it's gay as shit.

Yeah, but then again, who the fuck cares about the ghetto? What makes you so cool for living in the ghetto?

Strange. I'm pretty sure that you can't stay married if your wife sets your dick on fire... I know if I was a man, and my wife did this, I would get a divorce, name change, reconstructive surgery, and move to another country ... However, I think she didn't want to burn it enough to make it not able to function, just enough to scar it so no one would want to touch it/ have it in or around their mouth and genitals. Leave it to my girlfriend to explain a "perfectly logical explanation" to why she would burn his penis as territorial marking. Lovely. She wanted to mark his genitals as hers, not just cause him pain.

What. The. Fuck.

We want to stock up on a few cartons while we still can, but these cigs are expensive. Actually, kreteks sell like hot cakes. Especially Djarums. If you've ever seen a black cig being smoked, it's usually a Djarum Black. They have cloves in them, so they taste like Christmas, and the paper has a sugar taste on it. Some people can't smoke them because of how sweet they are, but I find them godly. Kreteks((especially the Djarum Blacks)) are a lot more popular with the younger generation these days. Phillip Morris isn't worried about children smoking, duh, that's repeat business. They are worried about them smoking brands they aren't selling. Sure, there's a few brands that sell flavored cigs like Camel, but they Turkish Golds and shit like that are probably more popular.

But do you know how much money the government would lose?

Update. Bill passed. FML. Gotta love congress.

No, I have to say I've never heard that story. Sorry, urban myths.

I personally believe Phillip Morris is behind that shit. Things like kreteks taste quite better, and use better tobacco. I'm sorry, but Indonesian tobacco is the shiiiiit braaaaah. >.> But yeah, they have commercials on tv where an ice cream truck is selling cigarettes and they are all like, "Who do YOU think they are targeting with candy flavored cigarettes?". It makes me RAGE every time. If these "candy" flavored cigarettes attract children, ban menthol, too! Menthol cigs are WAY easier to tolerate than a regular cigarette. And MINT is a "candy" flavor if you ask me. But what I want to know, is their "excuse" for keeping menthol. If they say it's because they don't want to lose money, they would have to be bad guys for being "greedy", and then they'd have to back up why menthol doesn't attract our innocent children. Pro-tip, innocent children usually aren't the ones smoking.

Has anyone heard or read any of this shit? They are about to fuck me up the ass on my tobacco. Just to name a few things, the FDA will have total control over tobacco, just like they do food. Which, of course, in itself isn't bad because that means regulations and healthier tobacco. We can't argue that. However, they want to ban any additive, as in artificial or natural flavors, and any herb that isn't menthol. Why menthol is magically allowed is beyond me. Well, no, it's a conspiracy to me, but whatever. This means no kretek cigarettes or hookah tobacco for us. Those are pretty much the only things I smoke! US Bill111-1256 It's already passed house and is now in senate voting... If the senate votes it in, Mr. Messiah is going to sign it in a heartbeat. Shit balls, dude, this is going to blow hard. Especially since most of America's senates probably consist of conservative right-wing bullshit "Americans" who somehow believe that their purist ways are the only right way. Which means any of them that smoke, smoke Marlboros and to hell with anything else. Because they are manly men. FUCK I CAN'T STAND THIS COUNTRY.

When you first said Bloody Mary I thought you meant the drink. I was about to say, "EWWW". It's got like 438523857942 different variations and they all scare the shit out of little children, despite not actually doing anything.