Spaz The Great

Mission count alone =/= Game length. Ask me nicely mr mod hitler. Start an argument... Get an argument. Edit: (btw, go ahead and ban me. My dynamic IP laughs at hitler mods.) Wow, had MLL not got to you yet I would've banned you just to laugh at you. You aren't the first one to think of dynamic IPs.... We can get around those. And BTW, most of your posts are from the same exact IP. Nice try, anyways.

Yeah, I grew up with my family, too. Fortunately, that does NOT mean I know what they do in private situations. I take long showers because I'm slightly feminine, so if I didn't openly admit to it, no one would really know I fap in the shower. Not even family.

I don't currently own a 360, but as soon as I have an XBL account I'll put my name down. So, space saver, I guess is what I'm doing right now.

Cats are more loyal, with less retard in them. Not only are they smart enough to not be trained into doing stupid tricks, but they are smart enough to know how to get food, shelter, and loving for doing NOTHING. On top of that, they get YOU to go to THEM when THEY want attention. I've never seen a dog lay there when attention was looking him in the face. I know plenty of cats who will make you go to them, though. The more intelligent species, FTW.

I got 46%. Said something like how I was perfectly in the middle and a happy hetero guy or something. Whatever?

Watching porn makes you.... A pervert? Damn....... And asexual is pretty much taken out of context now. It's that living English language for you.

You might be overheating. You should probably monitor your CPU temp regularly and see if it's running high. If it is, more fans, and asap. Some systems have preventative measures against frying your CPU by having a shut-off temp.

Did you actually try to return it because it wasn't up to your standards? Sorry, loved the approach, it was classic, but why can't everyone suck it up and realize they were too excited about the game and enjoy what they have? Rushed, after 4 years? Seriously...... ? [to self] God, you are so gay [/to self] who me? was this a serious question?

Don't sit there and say it's downgraded. It's improved... That isn't a downgrade. That's an upgrade. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a downgrade. I can hold my own in a police chase still. And as annoying as it is, blowing/stalling/overheating/whatever your engine is hilarious as fuck.

I would've said uterus removed, being as that's the closest thing.... Completely agree with Spaz, and I'm sick of people giving definitions of "retarded" and shit, I have no problem with you guys using "retard" or whatever, but when you're going into IQ and shit it's just wrong. Maybe you just forgot to take your sense of humor this morning?

.... I don't want to alarm you or anything..... But I think you might possibly be white, dude.... I'm just about sick with your pointless posts. I think you'll find some of our most respected members are young. You just spam up the place and don't contribute to conversations at all. Just shut the fuck up and stop acting like you own this place. Killajo, I haven't seen you post around here before so welcome from me to the TGTAP. You'll have to ignore ignorant fucks like osiris, unfortunetaly it's hard when posting on a forum. Please stray from spamming etc and remember to stay active and have a good time! Wow, before you run around spitting shit you don't know about people you don't know TO people you don't know, learn something. The majority of the members who AREN'T respected are minors. The majority of the respected members are older. And I'm not being weak with the word respected. I don't mean liked. I don't mean popular. I mean, mostly members who have been here long enough to have been offered staffing positions. I'm sorry, but I do take the amount of time you've been here as part of respect. If you've been here 4 years and contribute and do the same as someone who's been here 1, I'll put you above that person. Furthermore, not only were you talking to a respected member((again, you don't know him, you haven't been here near long enough to know him)), but he's got a few years on you in age.... Thus, y'know, putting evidence against your theory. Pictures? Not now. Too much effort to upload them.

Releasing an ISO would be a stupid idea.... Because piracy isn't already a problem, right?

And it's harder to add decent mods and skins. You don't have near the same control over the place as you do with the full script.

Someone had suggested it was when you reached level 2. I've also noticed not a single 360 user reporting it. Sucky for us.

DUDE. It's fucking body parts. There is nothing traumatic about body parts. If they were having sex it would be a different story. Nudity isn't something that traumatizes or scars children. Well, it could if they are raised wrong. If you are sheltered all your life, you're prone to being scarred by stupid shit like genitalia. Otherwise, it isn't a big deal, or important at all.

This is seriously how fucked up this world is. People flipping out of BODY PARTS THAT ALL NATURAL HUMANS HAVE. Naturally, we are to see these things our whole life. It isn't the organs that can confuse kids, it's the act itself of sex. Besides, you can fully explain both of those situations to most any kid. That's people's problems these days, they want to shelter kids instead of explaining life to them.

Wow..... And people wonder why there's so much hatred and discrimination? People like this. This is why I can't stand the "gangsta" life-style. That faggot on the video was right, it promotes violence and bullshit. Lolz at the little douche in the video, though.

Holy shit you people are so unappreciative. Complaining that the driving is different? I like it better, myself, after getting use to it. So the driving is harder. Practice? The difference makes a challenge which in turn improves your skill. Can't comment on the storyline, I haven't actually played the story, but it looks promising so far to me? There's plenty you can do, but you're probably use to things being handed to you a lot easier. You actually have to search and find things for yourself. The game has only been out for 7 days and you're complaining that there isn't enough to do? There's no way in hell there's nothing left to do. What all did they lie about? The only thing in your post I see remotely related to a lie was reviewers giving their own opinion about their experiences on the game. And that isn't Rockstar lying, that's reviewers. They improved a lot of features from San Andreas, such as the wall climbing. Fighting is a little harder, and rather bothersome, so I just avoid that. Everyone ragging on random pointless things are forgetting how much detail went into the game. Maybe that's the problem, it's so much different from the GTAs we are use to, that a lot of people are finding reasons to reject it and flaw it. Just play it and enjoy yourself. Let go of expectations and be happy with what they did for us.

Wow, most asinine thing said in the entire topic. If it just showed a penis and a vagina in a casual situation, it isn't porn, and it isn't traumatic. It's just body parts. Seriously, some people take things too far.

But all you said was bathroom. You should probably be more clear in discussions.

Why the "hell no"? Pissing is definitely higher on the gross scale. THAT'S too much for me. Can't get the idea that I'm taking a shit out of my head. How old are you, and you haven't mastered the speed-fap yet? Besides, I take forever in the shower anyways. If you're the only ones, you aren't the norm. If you're the norm, you aren't the only ones. STFU, fag. We don't care to hear about how you have a fiance every fucking post. Most little highschool kiddies have 3-4 fiances before senior year. Besides, being with another person doesn't mean you don't have to fap. Not having the urge to fap, means you don't have to fap. People need to really realize that fapping is a GOOD thing for your sex life. It lets you know what you like and what you don't. Besides, having a big build-up isn't always a great idea. But what is everyone else in your family does it? Then you'd feel like a right idiot. They don't, I know them too well for them to do it. Unless you watch them in the shower you don't know if they are fapping, pissing, having sex with each other, committing murder, or even participating in an occult ritual with their monthly-meet of chicken-fucking satanists. Seriously. Don't spit shit that you know what someone does in the shower ALONE on the premise that you "know them too well". You never know a person as well as you think you do. Shower = in bathroom. Honestly, where is your shower at? That has become a bit of a problem for us. I almost ripped my toenail off last time. Fucking metal drains.....

I didn't watch it with audio, but what's so special about it? And why must people report posts because they've seen it before? Honestly....

It's probably a sin or something. Possibly because medical care like that is unnatural or something. You just can't judge someone's medical decision based on their religion. Sure, rip someone's ass open over pushing their religious beliefs on someone else's medical decision, because that is annoying as hell.

The only one being a dick right now is you. He's grown up on it. You don't just ignore the way you were raised. Apparently YOU could've been raised a lot better. I'm honestly tired of all of your recent bullshit and disregard for other's beliefs and opinions. I'm not the only one, it's the whole staff, and various members around the board. If I have to see you being a little douche one more time, I don't care what it is, your stupid "sick mind", or calling someone a dick for believing a religion they have probably been taught since they were born, I'm fucking suspending you again. And not a regular 1-2 week like we usually do.

I lol at anyone dumb enough to offer their shit. It would, y'know, be DNA evidence. Dumbasses.