Eat yourself, eat your chidren, grandchildren, grandgrandchildren and your wife, including your dog, your cat, your lion, your zebra, your car, your house and your entire state.
As you can eat your friends and your GF.
THE END
Yep. You laugh of strange things.
Lolz, I don't believe that the girl get stuck for TWO YEARS! Maybe only with simple water and some poor and cold food.
She would be died.
You pwned me.
On topic: Ok, follow their 'tutorials' because I've seen beautiful sigs and avatars from Thomas and Don. Just follow their examples and let the advanced people help you.