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Connor

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  1. Granted, but you peel the skin back and it's a cock. I wish I had a table with a vagina.
  2. It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it. I doubt the table agreed to it...lol How the fuck is it even possible to do that to a table, even I think it's wrong.
  3. The idea is great, just you've made a few mistakes and stuff, but it looks good.
  4. I bet Tommy would have trouble with Claude though.
  5. Ohhh, when you think about it yeah... Fucking horny now.
  6. Lol, if I got someone to tell everyone I was dead, it would be like, "OMFG YES HE'S DEAD, BIG PARTY!!".
  7. It's extremely funny, sorta thing I'd do, but make sure nobody rings your family going, "Ohhh, I'm so sorry for you loss...", "Wtf?".
  8. High School Musical is just too shit to compare to anything else. Ugly Betty is just fucking boring and I don't understand the point of it.
  9. I fell asleep on the sofa before, and I woke up in my room, thought it was real, it felt real, I confirmed it was real, but it'd turned dark outside, I'm like, wtf...Then I went to look of the window, and there was nothing at all, but I didn't really notice, then I looked back and my bed was in front of my door, now I'm like, "FUCKING NOOO! MUST END DREAM!" I shut my eyes and tried to wake up, but I couldn't, then I tried to hit myself in the head, but it would only let me if I did it not too hard. Then I shut my eyes and relaxed and I woke up. Scared the shit out of me.
  10. How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings.
  11. It'd really help if you provided some more detailed information, maybe some screenshots.
  12. Avatar: 7/10 Sig: 6/10 Person: Cool guy, pretty active.
  13. Avatar: 4/10 Sig: 8/10 Person: Awesome moderator dude, but like, confusing name.
  14. Read Sky's post on the 1st page. And still, you don't even provide any evidence of this. You fail, you've actually managed to make your own topic go off topic. --------------------------------------------------- Now, another cool thing would be babies and stuff, you can kill them with a pillow. Also, fat kids would be fun, see them waddling down the street and you just blow a load of flab off their side with a shotgun.
  15. Avatar: 2/10 Sig: 8/10 Person: Awesome guy...
  16. If we didn't have people like that, we wouldn't find much point in saying those words.
  17. Why do you lick cats? Are they tasty? I wouldn't really know, I can't get close enough.
  18. To use version 1 game saves, you'll need to replace your version 2 main.scm with a version 1 main.scm. You should find it if you type it into google.
  19. Lol, ok. I guess also if there were kids, you'd be able to take random missions from them that don't have much point to them. Oh oh, and if they run up to you and act all cocky, you whip out your M4 and they shit themselves.
  20. Lol, masturbation would be funny in GTA, be quite like hot coffee, lol, give you a nice workout with the sixaxis controller. There would be an orgasm meter too lol. That would be controversial...
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