I drank a bottle of vodka and some cider yesterday, got totally fucked...
Fell in a river, cut all my arms up, smashed in my hips and elbows.
Went home quite pleased, then found out Jacko was dead, I was like, "Sweet mother of fuck..." then I was quite displeased.
Rang up my girlfriend and embarrased myself really badly, then kept passing out for a while.
Woke up in the morning with a bad hangover, fucked school off and just went to my grandma's instead and fell asleep for a while.