Connor

Nearly 1000...

TFY MrLlamaLlama Mardy Bum Sky Rockstarrem Alucardo Jace Meh, there's probably loads more, but none spring to mind straight away.

I enjoyed that video. Was fun.

Meh, sorry, I sort of laughed, but it isn't acceptable really.

My brain is getting fucked from trying to help my girlfriend. I want to die.

*Heavy gunfire* "As you can see, I'm now in Iraq, and...ARRR!!"

"Hi, I'm John, I'm now standing on the newly built bridge in Manchester, I forgot what it was called, my career is now over. *Sigh* *Jumps to his watery death*"

...Raymond then hires Connor to help him kill Alucardo, little does he know, Connor doesn't like him at all. Connor and Raymond approach Alucardo in a disused building, Connor then shifts to Alucardo's side, while putting a gun to Raymond's head, "BANG" the gun goes, and Raymond's head hits the floor like a water melon, pouring out his precious mind-juices, *Connor and Alucardo laugh*. The world is once again ridden from that fat rapist pervert named Raymond, permanently. The end.

"...Here comes the queen, isn't she beautiful. Seen that sweet ass? She must of had a load of cock in her time...Oh SHIT, did I just say that out loud!?"

Even though we tell new members not to post them, it's the only way they'll learn, they don't automatically know that isn't a great thing to post like the rest of us, being new to forums and all.

Banned for being an Eminem fan!

"...As you can see, the child pornography crisis is very bad, if you'll just take a look at these images I downloaded off the internet, you'll see why!"

Not really.

Meh, I was supposed to be doing some guitar stuffs with my friend today(I play guitar, he drums), but like, there was something missing from the drum kit, so like, we couldn't do it.

Nice work dude. The assassin one is my favourite.

Those are some pretty sweet stuffs dude. Just try reducing the size of your outlines.

Awesome story. You want fries with that?

Meh, I fell asleep before, woke up just then gasping for air... Like, my whole family was against me, even my girlfriend, and they said they were taking me to the police tomorrow, I asked them why and what did I do over and over but they wouldn't tell me. They had an evil look to their faces.

I asked Rem if I could help him, he said I could, so we made a few functions last night to get started with.

You place the save file inside, GTA San Andres User Files in My Documents.

Meh, they all suck. I saw something on television about Facebook, it was pretty funny watching grown adults getting exited because they made a new friend who they don't even know a thing about.

Well, just like any of the other missions, you have to keep trying until you complete them.

Check this shit out. My first function in Lua. -- Connor's Function :P function dildo(thePlayer, command) outputChatBox("Eat shit, you dildo weilding gimp. BONDAGE FOR ALL!", thePlayer) giveWeapon(thePlayer, 10, 1 ) setPlayerSkin(thePlayer, 178) end addCommandHandler("dildo", dildo) Well, it insults you, gives you a dildo, then makes you look like a sexy girl/slut. All in less than a second.

Lol, Rem and I have been making random functions just to have a little practice, if you get disturbed easily, don't ask what they're for. xD I could see it taking a long time, but anything is possible with time.

I have a hardware, software and clean air fetish. xD I Googled "mtasa" I think.