Yup...
...DEATH! D:
I have a real one.
Right, I tell this chav to meet me at school where there aren't cameras or people, then I wait round a corner, when I see him, I run up to him, ram him into the floor, then keep kicking the fucker until he dies, then ram my own head into a wall, go tell a teacher, "I tried to sort this out with him, but he just hit me, then when he was hold of me, I pushed him off me and he banged his head...".