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Chris

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  1. This is going to be a huge list of all the secrets and easter eggs found in San Andreas, Hopefully we will get a whole lot of members posting where the secret is and preferably some pictures of it too if possible. I will be posting some pictures later of course, and this will also be going on the main site too. 1 - No easter eggs sign Up on top of Gant Bridge there a sign ironically reading "There are no Easter Eggs up here, go away!" 2. Area 69 A spoof on the real life military base Area 51, supposedly involved with extra-terrestrial lifeforms. It is also heavily guarded like the real life base, and also, shares its name with the sexual position. 3. USS NumNutz The name of a submarine in the San Fierro waters 4. Unmarked Pay and Spray There's a pay n spray in Las Venturas which Rockstar have left in the game however it is not marked on the map for some reason. 5. Hippy Shopper Rockstar having a bash at real life shopping chain 'Happy Shopper' 6. Rockstar Merchandise Go into Zero's RC shop and see Tommy Vercetti, Lance Vance and James Earl Cash (from Manhunt). There are also RC version of Hydras, Rhinos and NRG-500s 7. - R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004 Gravestone: At the War Memorial located in San Fierro near the Hippy Shopper, near the top of the war memorial you will see the gravestone that reads ‘R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004’ referring to rival game companies attempting to create better games. 8. World Largest Cock Obviously there's a sexual innuendo here, but it's also relating to the stupid 'world biggest' records people try to achieve. 9. V-Rock Hotel Relating to Vice City's V-Rock station where Lazlow was DJ, and also in real life to the Hard Rock Cafe. 10. Remeniscient Poker Cards The cards on the Video Poker machines in the casinos are pictures of characters from the GTA3 and VC. 11. Self Pleasure Statue If yo go into the Plaza in Los Santos you will notice the statue in the center of the square is pleasuring himself. the other statues around him look on in shock 12. True Grime billboard At Unity Station there is a billboard advertising True Grime, this is relating to the crappy game that was True Crime: Streets of LA 13. North Rock Paying homage to Rockstar North, there is a place in San Andreas called North Rock 14. Jesus Saves There is a wall in Los Santos with a drawing of Mary and Jesus Saves written next to it, this is referring to GTA2 where the building where you saved the game said this Non-Location Specific: 1. Rogue Magazine Seems to be taking a stab at Vogue magazine Note: This list is constantly being updated
  2. hehe, didnt realise how famous this was, its on WikiPedia and everything http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragostea_Din_Tei mind you, anyone can get on wikipedia these days, look, even this site is on it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GTASA
  3. or a coach, or perhaps the AT-400, Im gonna try and get my gang on that
  4. the simpsons the simpsons or south park
  5. That was just my personal opinion Anyway a good English gangster film is Snatch, takes the piss out of pikeys and gypsies Most English films are actually good as long as they dont have all the characters talking in that stupid posh accent that everybody thinks we sound like, FYI virtually nobody in England speaks like that.
  6. Look he shaves his legs oh wait, hes only like 10 or something then but look at that fish in the background, there a long white trail of stuff coming from it
  7. Chris so they yes that would be more appropriate wouldn't it Spaz
  8. Yeah I have teh long hair !!!11!11!!1
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