Rocka91

a plane carrying explosives was going down over a town. the soldiers in the back threw out some explosives and the plane landed safetly. the soldiers are walking back home as they see a little kid cry, and ask,"What's wrong?" the kid says,"A gun fell and hit me on the head." they felt bad but just kept going on. another kid comes their way, and this one is also crying. They ask him what's wrong, and he says,"I gun hit my arm and broke it!" the soldiers felt really bad, but said nothing. They moved along, and see another little kid, only this one is laughing. they ask him,"what's so funny?" the kid says,"My dad farted and the house blew up!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

No, he means the vehicle ID number that identifies a vehicle in the main.scm and .exe. You should just be able to enter in the name. The SCM and exe accept both the name and ID number. Okay, my fault, just delete my post if you have to.

If by any chance you mean licence plates in the game of different cars, here's a list I made not too long ago. Liscence Plates FOO5 4UV - ZR-350's plate from Farewell my Love (Backwards) OUTTHERE - Truth's Camper LVA4L - Cesar's Savannah HO 2 HO - Jizzy's Pimpmobile from the mission Jizzy PREACHER - Bike from Highjack Mission TIMEBOMB - Blow up car from Yay Ka Boom-Boom MATHEW 2 - Stinger car from garage buisness mission NU SKOOL - Stratum from garage buiness mission OVO3 BAG - FCR-900 from Bike School GOLD - Hotknife from Driving School GROVE4L - Sweet's Greenwood SHERM - Ryder's Picador H CARMAN - Patriot from Mafia Mission at hospital PULASKI - Pulaski's Buffalo from High Noon J LOMAX - Pink Windsor from Home in the Hills FE83 GEE - BF-400 found on the streets AMY AK - BF-400 from Just Buisness and Feltzer from End of the Line SPANK - Millie's Club PH34 OSS - Pink Windsor found outside Sex Shop in Key to Heart Mission SWAG - Robbery Truck from Home Invasion I had some other ones, but I lost them.

Nice! I've been there before, but I've never tried that. Awesome pictures, keep lookin' for those glitches guys!

I have the PS2 version, but if it's close to the PC version, use the button you would use to move the camera around, and use the one to look down on your vehicle, and the Hydra should start flying. It was supposed to tell you in the mission Vertical Bird how to fly it, once you got to one.

I like makin' vids, and I use Movie Maker, since I film everything from a webcam.

I didn't like the fact that you only get the Rhino and Hydra after the 100% completion. Otherwise, it was fun getting to them. Well, technically, Ryder and Big Smoke never killed CJ's mom. The Ballas doing a drive-by in the Introduction DVD did.

You have plenty of time, just try moving around them, or practice flying around a bit before starting the mission, once you get good enough, you should get through the mission in less than 3 mins, and able to fly with a broken wing. Trust me, practice makes perfect, just take your time when going around, even if it takes a longer time.

K my bad, I'm still getting used to this site, since I'm usually busy with this stuff. Now let's hear that dirty joke.

Have fun!

how about keeping the same route he goes in? It's what I use. Maybe take a Vortex outside the mission and practice.

there are controllers for PC for $15 at Wal-Mart. They work pretty well too, makes the game a whole lot easier.

I tried to get you a map. She's on one of the 2 dots, or somewhere near them. There ya go.

if michelle is the GF with the Monster, take her to this one resteraunt or drinking date down by Ammu-Nation in SF. I'd suggest getting all of the Oysters so they'll love you no matter what, that means sex appeal, clothes, weight, that kind of thing.

tommy vercetti guy is right, so he goes next, and so on. The mission was called Homecoming by the way.

when you take funny pictures, take funny pictures....

all easy. the hardest mission in the game is probably Black Project, where you steal a jetpack from Area 69.

oh, yeah, Fido is REALLY funny, especially with ALL those huge lines he has to say. But CJ really.

Well, I found this on another San Andreas site, I thought it would be great to post it here! So, the rules is, I'll say a phrase, you say what mission it's from, and if you're right, you say a line, and so on. So good luck! CJ: You don't want to be in the hood. Sweet: No! That's exactly where I wanna be! Take me to momma's house.

the one at Santa Maria beach is $10,000 if you win, and you end up in Missionarry Hill in San Fierro. the one at Palamino Creek is $20,000 if you win, and end at the 4 Dragons Casino. Get $10,000 worth if goods altogether in Burglary to get Unlimited Stamina, so you can win, also lose muscle or fat so he runs faster.

Plane: Hydra (easy to fly) Car: Elegy (awesome drifting) Bike: FCR-900 (nice engine, and speed) Bicycle: Mountain Bike (no reason) Helicopter: Hunter (weapons on it)

I've known this for a while, but it's too blurry in the PS2 version.

off the top of Mt. Chiliad with a Quadbike (Monsterous Flips!) and flying underneath ANY bridge with a Hydra, no problem.

ease up on him man. Just hit the direction the arrows are point, just before the circle goes over it. It takes a few tries, but don't worry about it, is cake afterwards.

just hold L1 when you go through it.