Ultraussie

The AKS74U is a compact weapon, I tried to match it for size with the Walther P99. CommanderBond.net sigs have to be the exact size, or they will be refused. I have a big computer screen too, I cant belive ya cant see the quotes "Get your eyes checked" and "Do you need glasses". Lol the quotes actually say "I bet that gun is stolen" and "The gun is mine and it is pointed at your head!" And, I dont want a big sig, it looks noobish. And any bigger and it would be rejected by commanderbond.net, the main reason I made the sig. And it isnt a Glock anything, its a Walther P99 (Cant you tell the hand is from the Peirce Brosnan Tomorrow Never dies poster?). And who is GTAplayer? The "Ultraussie" text was put there because it was put there. I didnt want it centered. Ok. Do you mean tint the pics green? Ewwwwww.... BTW, if your wondering why the AKS74U's wire stock's inside line is black, thats because there was black behind it! The image was originally on a brown satin background, i hand painted it black.

I only speak Canadian!

I dont think its possible, GTA IV has a different engine and stuff, different coding. Most pointless post, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol you joined 16 minutes ago.

Sandrea's isnt a city, its a State. We should just have Las Venturas as a single city. And It be cool if it was Vice City-like array of weapons, Screw drivers are funny, and what do you mean by "better cars"?

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Steyr AUG (We all know its better than the M4A1)

Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa? We all know our Mum's and Dad's dress up in a red suit, and at midnight when they think we are too busy wanking they slip the "Presents" under the tree. Face it, theres no such thing as flying Reindeer or Santa entering houses that dont have chimneys, so its pretty ovious. And I cant belive the mature Charaters of shows like The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart), South Park (All of those ratbags) and Family guy (Stewie) still belive in Santa Claus, its bloody gay. Infact, Kochie off Sunrise still Belives in the jolly red fat dude!

I watched heaps of it on Comedy (113) on my Austar.

8. 1:Which weapon spawns at the Marina? (The one were Cortez is) A: Knife B: Baseball bat C: M1911 D: Ithaca37 2: Which weapon spawns at the end of the Ocena Beach alleyway? A: Serbu SuperShorty 9 B: Knife C: Machete D: Colt Phython .357 3: Where does the SPAS12 spawn? (Any Answer) 4: What weapon does the Ammu-Nation clerk cary at the Ocean Beach store? A: MAC-10 B: M1911 C: Colt Phython D: Ithaca37 5: Besides the Baggage Handler, which car spawns at the Airport? (Any Answer)

Weird Al makes allot of Polka's. Anyway, Weird Al sucks, and the only funny songs are songs made up on the spot. We get loads of them on Whose Line is It Anyway. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XSranciXOvs

Yeah I am sure the Australian government would love that lol, they hate games like GTA enough as it is, would be lulz though you really like nature huh bear? I think it would be cool to have like a co-op story mode type thing going on, I think that would rock or maybe make a seperate mini story mode designed for co-op style playing. Hmmm, maybye if GTA put Australia in a good light, maybye even making it a massive tourist campagin or something? Co-op sounds awesome, I lke doing it on EVerything or Nothing on my PS2 when some mates come over. Now, what I would want in the next GTA is cops using Pepper-Spray, Tasers and stuff during the kinda lower stars and stuff, and including Planes again. Although you wont be stealing Jumbo jets, you should be able to take little light planes like Dodo's and Skimmers, make it interesting. And at airports, see planes take off and shit like in Previous GTA's, in GTA IV they retardly circle the runway. And shouldnt we get small submarines? That'd be awesome. And a Military base again, you can get an Army uniform to go inside, and you can go and get in tanks and shit. We also want Parachutes, so we can do BASE jumps, or even have someone else drivethe plane while you jump out on your own, maybye for a mission or something? Also, it'd be cool for a FPS GTA, see my other thread for more details.

As no Automotive company wants to see their cars involved in police chases, being blown up, and beaten with a baseball bat, I think their will never be licensed cars in GTA. We have to stick with spoofing cars with funny names like "Couquette".

They did have a shady affair... This makes me so scared I have a phone with a tracking device from Chinese and Philiphine goverment in it, it makes me wanna buy cats with guns!!! And im a Dog Person!!!

No. That isnt funny. Its lame. Weird Al may be stupid and old, but he can still gimme a little chuckle from the old stuff. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Oh dear about the Cheltenham article, Chris Watson, please, Rape is agaisnt the british law. Ban the admin! LOL! And how come there is no Article for the Gold Coast? Well, the Australia article sucked its own ass.

Meh, now Im gonna show my CS clip: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XqvOZEDwhF4&...re=channel_page

Massive camera lense dude!

Now thats gay!!!!!!! Lol anyway pointless post, excuse it, I have to keep threads alive, Im a medic for gods sake!

970. May Introduce myself? My Name is Jack Thompson, and Im into playing Grand Theft Auto, I love the level of sex and violence in it, its sooooooo addictive!!!!!

Thanks....... "Worship Thy Leader of GTAplace music, he has allowed it to be added to myspace profiles!!"

Does it have Incognito mode? I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL telstra is fail imo. they charge way to much for what you get. my friend had one of their phones, he said it was shit, except it ALWAYS had reception. we would be in a underground carpark, nobody had reception, he has half reception. stupid satellite phone lol. Yah. I hate the fact that there arent any other default wallpapers besides the Telstra image, and that the Phone-computer connect doenst work so I cant put a custom wallpaper ZTE? You mean the Chinese firm who almost made a shady deal with that midget dictator of the Philippines? lulz... I dunno, read their wiki artcile. Apparently ZTE stands for: Zhong Xing Telecommunication Equipment Company Limited. Chinese have such imaginitive acronyms, it makes me wanna do the Mao Wow-Oh disco dance!!!

The signature system at a forum called Comanderbond.net, will only add signautres once the raw gif file is sent to the admin in the exact demensions required, then it will be added to your account, were you can add it buy entering [sig][/sig] in the sig next. So I created the Sig for CommanderBond.net mainly, but I also added it to Thegtaplace because I cbf making 2 sigs. The colors were originally a dark gray rectangle shape background, with layer styles applied to it. So I can head to my PSD file and change it, but i CBF. Also I dont want the cut outs to blend, as the softening would upset the small image and the small sig I think.

Damn Rockstar, they shoulda kept those cool names for cars, not bikes that look rather similar. Man, they already have Zombie and Hellfury....