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I know, but as long as it at least annoys you, my mission isn't a total failure. By "you" I mean the general audience of this wonderful community and the general GTA fanboybase. And I was making fun of the little kids who cry about game delays, that never gets old.

Know what's the best part? That there was never a delay, because there was never a release date ether That's the result of too much hype and speculation and not enough media access and news. I can haz peanut butter?

YES HOW DARE THEY MAKE SURE THE GAME ISN'T BUGGY AS F*** WHEN IT'S RELEASED! FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR YOU MOTHERF***ERS. Grab your molotovs and peanut butter, let's go teach Rockstar not to f*ck with us. We're gonna make that piece of s*it studio of theirs look like Christmas in Afganistan! Come on!

Delayed? The release date was announced before? O.o Anyways, this is unacceptable. Rockstar should skip beta testing and release the game on time. How can they delay the precious thing? How can they not release the game on time despite the fact that it's probably not finished or has a lot of bugs? Horrible, just horrible... Rockstar will pay for this, with BLAD

Oh I could; a shovel and the possibility for me to come smack you in the face with it.

On my birthday... I admit I kinda' like the irony in that...

Don't know, feels like Games For Windows Live 2.0 except the serial keys aren't universal... or are they? I honestly have no idea, I don't buy Rockstar games anymore.

No.

I would, but there's a lot of explain and I'd be wasting my time since you would only bother reading the first three words (I'm being optimistic I admit). And speak for yourself, just because Spaz and the others are on the same idiot level as you doesn't make you anybody's representative. Cause you're a moron and you keep insulting my inteligence with your bullshit. I'd rather be insulted directly and honestly, that I can let slide. Why? Why buy a console when I have a PC that can run games just fine (if they are ported properly, or better yet, not ported at all and re-assembled from scratch? Just because you are stupid enough to waste your money on this junk doesn't mean everybody else is. Anyway thanks for proving once again that you know nothing about PC games, fool.

Good! That means you'll shut the fuck up?

You do realise in the real world there are criminals who commit crimes for no reason other than they feel like it right? Criminals don't necessarily need stimuli Has Rockstar ever listened? Anyway crews are fine but I can't quite figure out the difference between them and clans... As far as I am aware they synonymous Yes, but I am really getting bored (which I also think many of the players in front of the screen have got) of killing people and my drunk driving...the physics engine in GTA IV ver was absolutely stunning, my heart ached when pedestrains crashed under my wheels.... I hope to see sth different in the coming version of GTA. Can I just lock my car??? And that's relevant... how?

Don't know which is more likely, Rockstar ever releasing PC ports of Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories or me winning the lottery on my 100th birthday...

You do realise in the real world there are criminals who commit crimes for no reason other than they feel like it right? Criminals don't necessarily need stimuli Has Rockstar ever listened? Anyway crews are fine but I can't quite figure out the difference between them and clans... As far as I am aware they synonymous Yeah so what's all the fuss about? Max Payne 3 isn't he first game to officially support clans...

Has Rockstar ever listened? Anyway crews are fine but I can't quite figure out the difference between them and clans...

I suggest you pick up a book called The Dictionary if you wanna keep reviving this argument forever.

You need to manually write the information on the disk, so grab a fine pencil or a knife and carefully engrave the information on the shiny part of the disk. Then insert the disk in your Xbox 360 and wait for it to start reading the disk (lol good luck with that you overpriced piece of junk) Give it a few taps to speed up the process! If it doesn't work the first time keep trying! Good luck!

Shut up -.- Go build another GTA altar or sacrifice another goat for Rockstar or some shit. Both. You can count on a PC version some day but everything else regarding the PC version is pretty much bullshit. Before I was about 90% sure but that PC version pre-order leak (Amazon was it?) erased any doubt. And that's good news for some of us, mainly the blind, naive or ignorant.

Xbox Live IS a retarded feature. How exactly does it enhance the gaming experience? By letting you watch HBO while playing? Well I could do that, assuming it's not as dumb as it sounds, with just two keys: ALT + TAB. PC's don't need Xbox live, they need properly developed software, that includes programs, games and Windows. GFWL simplty makes games easier to pirate, It's just part of Microsoft's anti PC gaming campaign. Make registration serials universal and let Rockstar wonder why 10000 copies of GTA IV were registered last month but not one buck was wired in their accounts. I'll give you a clue: it's not because the PC clientele being a bunch of freeloading... freeloaders.

Well it certainly ain't the release date.

My fucking e-mail is Live. It better work on Skype too or I'm gonma slap Microsoft silly.

Two words actually *cough* And the sexual meaning is the original one Anyway you mean easter eggs? Yeah those are fine, though I wouldn't stress much on anything regarding past games...

For one thing I liked the gang banger theme of SA and since Los Santos is based off of LA which is the unofficial gang capital of the U.S. then it's a fitting setting. The GTA games' main themes are crime and violence so why not have a player or NPC that does that pretty much all the time. Besides it wouldn't be a remake, more of a sequel. Ever heard of those? Direct sequels? I don't think it can get more boring than that. You're like a five year old that keeps asking his father "what happened next???" so that the bedtime story never ends. Learn to let go. San Andreas might have been the best GTA but it wasn't the only good one, if they keep making GTA San Andreas sequels there will never be a better one. By the way you might want to check what "gang bangin" means

I'm almost sure it's not technically the same. IV Liberty was almost completely different from GTA III era Liberty, from street names to map layout. Sure, Los Santos was closer to Los Angeles than Liberty was to New York (to be honest I figured out it was based off New York years after I first played it) but I doubt you'll be seeing anything other than the major landmarks return (some of them). The purpose of a new game universe is to stick to the main idea and the roots of the game while making everything feel new. IV was GTA's reboot.

Grove street is dead, Tommy Vercetti is dead, Claude Speed is dead, the old GTA universe IS DEAD! Rockstar have confirmed this a couple of times, even I know that and I don't even follow 'em anymore (although it's pretty hard to navigate the dern internet and not run into GTA). I'll never understand the point of remakes... if the game was that good and you liked it so much why want a remake unless you're full of shit and there's actually something wrong with the game....

Goodie. Will the servers work this time?