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Dazza

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  1. I never thought of looking at a guys arse, i would'nt think that his arse would be different in differnt clothing
  2. I think it would be a good idea yet, its still pretty stupid
  3. i dont think anyone will, this sucks, might as well as just save up for GTA4 then
  4. Well, we are f***ed in the next (um.....lets think) 1,000,000 years, but none of us we be there so we are good, but if that black-hole does get closer then lets say that 'i will see you in hell'.
  5. Dazza

    SEX

    OH, please tell me who it is (over PM) i wont say anything and i dont know you at all
  6. Ok, well that was a good read, but back on topic, the freemasons don't run the world, they run all major parts of it, if you choose to belive or not. And Conspiracys are just something made by the goverment (a.k.a Freemasons) to say to the world that the world i'snt f***ed up and think that we imagine most things.
  7. er, no i did grease last year and i rocked at it thinks i can act well
  8. ^Sometimes right <Does tap, and funk, and drama VThinks that i like the theatre
  9. It dosent take long, just when you get some spare time, but im not getting ant of that anymore so im thinking of getting someome to help me out, any takers, heres my MSN: [email protected], if your interested then add me. But while your waiting heres the best chapter yet. ------------------------------------------- Chapter 6: Destruction Everywhere Tuesday the 9th of January 2007 1:44 pm Coburg Rd, Alberton The taxi drive has the worst John ever had; they fought over and over again. Till... John: f*** YOU MATE, IM NOT PAYING SHIT. Taxi Driver: PAY ARSE WIPE (pulls out a 9mm. Pistol and starts firing at John) John: f*** THIS (runs inside and sees a huge mess around the house) What the f*** happened here? The taxi driver runs after John into the house. And keeps firing. John: Stay the hell away from me. The firing continues. While John is running though the rooms and corridors until John went down the stairs into the garage and saw the destruction that was lying in front of him. Bodies everywhere, the garage door was blown up and there were blown up cars on the outside the garage/basement. The taxi driver just ran down the stairs, still shooting at John, but then was silence. Taxi Driver: Holy crap, did you do this!? John: Urmm...Yeah I did, with my bare hands. Taxi Driver: Umm...Im sorry for what I did and lets just be friends, im Nic. John: Yeah, I don't like get shot at, so drop the 9mm, and maybe I’ll talk. Nic: (Drops pistol) Ok I've dropped it now what? John picks up the pistol and hits Nic over the head with it, John grabs a chair from upstairs and takes it down to the garage/basement. He finds some rope and ties Nic up with it. John walks out the, now gone, garage door. And rings up Dazza. Someone unknown picks it up. Unknown: Hello, who is this? John: Your worst nightmare. Now tell me where Dazza is? Unknown: Well you must be John. Ha, Dazza is dead; I shot him, stole his phone and put a bomb underneath the closet chair upstairs. It should go off in about ten seconds... John: Holy Shit really? Unknown: Yep only 5 seconds...4 seconds...3 seconds...2 seconds... Johns running down the street. He drops the phone on the way. He looks back and sees a ball of flame shoot up into the sky. Pieces of rubble fall everywhere around John. He looks up and there’s a stone coming at him, something pushes him aside but he gets knocked out in the fall. Saturday the 4th of March 2000 Sydney Olympic Stadium Opening Ceremony The world is bright, loud music is playing, and both John and Dazza are underneath the Olympic Flame before it was lit, connecting the last of millions of wires leading further away. Dazza: Dude, im leaving. John: Fine, leave, I don't care. I'll make it to the big dogs. Dazza: Cops are all over the place, we're gonna get caught. John: We got in here, didn't we? Plus where you gonna go? Back to Adelaide. Chantelle won’t go back to you, it’s been 4 years. Dazza: I don't care, See ya John, I'll tell your Mum and Dad that the Feds got you. John: Thanks, I'll come back some day. Dazza runs out, and down some stairs, and was gone. John connects the wires and sees feet though the glass above him, its Cathy Freemen with the Olympic Torch running up the steps to the Flame. John quickly runs down the stairs and out of the Stadium. He looks behind him and the whole place blows up before his eyes. John quickly runs down the street as emergency vehicles drive down the street past him, then a cop pulls over next to John. John: Horrible, what happened then eh? Officer. Cop: Yes I agree, were you in there. John: Oh no, couldn"t afford it, just waiting for the fireworks but seeing what happened, well, um there not on now. Cop: Well no, there not. How come you were running so fast then? John: I didn't want to get in the way. The blast could of killed me, I was that close. Cop: If you wanted to see the fireworks how come you were close, I would of been down the street watching. Not close how you say. John: Well um yeah but er... John starts running down the street, the cop follows him. The cop pulls out his gun and shoots John in the back. Wednesday the 10th of January 2007 3:34 pm Adelaide International Airport Flight 180 is just taking off, most of the passengers are teenagers on their way to France for the rest of the Summer, the plane is in the air now but not to far from the ground, there is a loud ticking coming from underneath the cabin. A small boom is herd but no one really notices it. Underneath the cabin gas is pouring out then a bigger boom is herd and everyone screams then the gas pipe erupts and fire spreads around whole plane. The plane is falling out of the sky, going further down it hits the beachouse and flames spreads though there, people are screaming but a third bomb goes off and the beachouse is gone, along with the rest of Glenelg. A crater is now is where Glenelg was five minutes ago. Wednesday the 10th of January 2007 5:57 pm Uncle Phil's House, Honeypot Road, Noarlunga John is waking up, from being knocked out for a day. Phil Cassidy or 'Uncle Phil' is making some soup while watching the channel 10 weather report. Kari is waiting in the lounge room for the Simpsons to start. Chantelle is crying over the death of her parents. She wipes her eyes and walks into the kitchen where the Simpsons is starting on the TV. John walks in after her. John: Well, what the f*** happened yesterday? Chantelle: My house blew up, Dazza is missing and our parents are dead. John: Holy Shit, really their dead. Phil: Yep dead, terrorist attack, Flight 180. The plane had 3 bombs on it. One blew up the gas pipe, second one made the plane go up in flames and as it hit the beachouse, the third one blew up all of Glenelg. John: No way, Glenelg gone. Our parents dead. Who did this? Chantelle: Don't know, and Dazza is missing and I don’t know where he is, for all I know he was on that plane. John: He wasn't on that plane, he was killed by someone before that, they told me before your house blew up. I rang his phone and someone I didn't know answered it. Phil: Well sounds like either you have the Mafia, trying to kill this family or you have terrorists trying to blow you two up. Chantelle: Well for someone, that just lost a sister, brother-in-law and a nephew-in-law you seem pretty all right with all this. Phil: Im not alright with this, its just im trying to be strong, for you twos sake and Kari's. John: Well thank you, but I need to find out why this is all happening to me. TV: We can now tell you, who is responsible for this travesty, it was known terrorist John Wilkes, he wrote a letter to the Prime Minster saying that he is was the culprit for the blowing up of the Harding household yesterday killing all the family, and the destruction of Flight 180 and Glenelg, killing Johns Mum and Dad and 4,000 other people. The whereabouts of John is unknown but he has been seen around the Port Adelaide area. That's all for now the next update will be in an hour. John: See I’ve been set up for everything. Phil: Now John, look here all of us know that you didn't do this. Chantelle: We hope you didn't do this. John: I didn’t, Uncle Phil do you still have that contact in Vice City. Phil: What? Tommy Vercetti, yeah I do. John: Well come on then, ring him, we're going to Vice City. Phil: Sure ok.
  10. 1. TRUE 2. TRUE 3. TRUE All of these i have heard of and are true. And Geogre Bush rigged the election too, when NBC got the resluts it was'nt Geogre that won, another guy did, but on FOX they said Geogre had won, and the FOX newsreader is a mason and a good friend to Geogre. And the election commitey is too. So yeah
  11. Um, is that before or after VCS for PS2, because thats one that still coming out, oh and what about SAS (San Andreas Stories) (If thats real) Coming out on PSP and maybe PS2. But GTA4 on PS2 thats stupid.
  12. well thats why i didnt call him a noOb and went, HES VIC AND LANCES BRO NoOB
  13. WOW, that is cool, one thing that, wait i cant thing of anything, that is really awesome
  14. Dazza

    SEX

    Its not my 1st one, 1st time i watched one to whole way though. And i ment by wrong hole meaning if i want to get the pussy, my dick will go into pussy. If i want the arse, i will get the arse.
  15. We have a place here, in Adelaide, i am a big fan of them, they also combined with another secert society called the Illumini and was over run by them, you know the pyrimard in the u.s bill, its from a Freemason/Illumini sysball. I can say more but i have to find the book.
  16. Hes Lance and Victors brother, he has athsama
  17. Dazza

    SEX

    ok, wheres kokoane, i want more storys and i watched like a porno on saturday, i dont i can miss now, i've seen it all
  18. Really we all hope its Pete in there but its not so, yeah
  19. I really need to get a PS2, oh well i'll take my friends and then get VCS
  20. Dazza

    Runescape

    I played it for about a week, then got bored of it. Its realy gay, and only nerds play it
  21. Dazza

    GTA Advance

    Well i got this game, about 3 hours ago and its really good, the graphs are shit, but what do you expect from an Advance, i really like it, hope to finish it soon
  22. The blu-ray can hold more then the high def dick can
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