
Dazza
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Its coming but i havent posted it on the other site yet so its coming......he is at Dazs place......who do u think the boss is of the leones
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dust cloud from the ocean :s we would be f***ed if it hit us though
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ummmm......i might make you wait. Nuh here is chapter three Chapter 3: Death in its wakes Monday the 8th of January 2007 8:21 am Port Rd, Albert Park The taxi gets a flat tire as they drove over the train tracks. John and the driver get out to push the car aside from the road into a small abandoned car park. John: Shit, why’d this have to happen now. I need to find my parents. Driver: Can’t you ring RAA first. John: What the f*** is RAA!? Driver: How long were you in that U.S prison for? It’s the Royal Automobile Association. Just ring them 13 11 11. John: Fine (Picks up mobile and rings RAA) RAA man: Hello this is the RAA emergence service, please tell us where you are and we will get a van right out to you. John: (whispers to the car driver) where the hell are we? Driver: Where on the corner of Port Rd and Cheltham Road. John: (back on the phone) the corner of Port Rd and Cheltham Road, in an abandoned car park. RAA man: Thank you, van 264 will be out in the next hour. If you like my service please give my name, Yena to my boss on………… John throws the phone onto the ground and it brakes cutting Yena off. Monday the 8th of January 2007 9:01 am Port Rd, Albert Park Johns pacing the car park. While the car driver was inside the car playing a PSP. John: Where the f*** is the mechanic? Driver: (looks up from the PSP game) I don’t know, just wait, ok. John: No, I need to find my parents NOW. (Grabs his pistol from the back of the car and shoots at the tires) Driver: Jesus Christ man, hope you knew that we only one spare tire. John: f***, why did you tell me that, I can change a f***ing tire. John shoots the Driver in the head. He falls out of the car onto the gravel. John puts the body into the trunk of the car and closes the trunk. John: Dude, for f***s sake. Never mess with an ex-terriost John sees a Sabre at the intersection. He goes over and steals it and drives off up Port Road. Monday the 8th of January 2007 9:14 am Coburg Rd, Alberton John is driving around trying to find his old friends place. He has gone to nearly every house on the block when he gets to his friends house. John: Man, I hope he lives here still lives here. (John walks up the long drive way up to the door) HELLO DAZ, YOU HERE! Daz: Who the hell is that? (Daz walks outside) Oi don’t scream like…… (Daz trails off) Oh my god, Johnnie its you. John: You bet it is. Daz: Oh man, I thought they killed you. John: Nope im here, but I need a place to stay. Daz: What about your parents? John: I don’t know where they are, I think they’ve been kidnapped. Daz: Well if anyone it would be Chantelle. John: What? My sister. Daz: Yeah, I married her. Now come inside and have a shower and clothes you can borrow. John follows Daz inside his house. John walks in and the walls are covered with guns and maps about unknown places. A kid runs up and hugs John. Monday the 8th of January 2007 9:19 am Leone Headquarters, Port Adelaide Leone Member: (Runs in) Boss, I just got word, the driver is dead and John is missing, he stole a car and drove off, he’s armed and dangerous, should I alert the cops. Boss: No, let him run, for now, he’ll come back, we have his parents. (Laughs) Leone Member: You sure bout this, like I said he is dangerous. Boss: Don’t you think I know that, look he used to live here, so he might still have friends here, I don’t know, maybe he’ll go to a hotel, look he’ll be here withier he likes it or not. Now hand me my phone. The Leone Member hands the boss the phone. She dials the number. Operator: Sorry make sure you have the right number and try again. Boss: Shit, what happened!? She tries the number again. Operator: Sorry make sure you have the right number and try again. Boss: f*** (She opens up her desk drawer and takes out a zipped up bag full of white powder) (She points at the Leone Gang Member) Leave now! (She opens the bag and grabs the straw that lies next to her cup) (She puts the straw into the bag and up her nose, then she snorts) Oh that’s the stuff I needed come to mama.
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WTF? Australia wouldnt sink as much as its a island, its very big so it wouldnt sink
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Oh that would be nice...........so you live in the country how fun is that? lol
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oh we aussie are alright......oh KingGoliath i live in the deserted capital city in the world, i live on a gulf so we wont even get the trial wave
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THey would have to do a computer version for all the people that cant afford a PS3 or X360
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Do you think there could be a female main character?
Dazza replied to Bear's topic in GTA IV Discussion + Help
plus shes well DEAD -
It was like the ocain or something......so russins dont be worryed
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No im saying that i was young when they first came out (i was bout 5 years old)
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Ahhhh.......im good just sitting here and my computer in 2029.......IN AUSTRALIA. Ha im not getting hit.
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I love that movie and now im not listen to a thing
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I have a psp with: 1gb Memory card 32mb memory card (came with the psp) GTA: VCS GTA: LCS LocoRoco NFS: Most Wanted Midnight Club 3: DUB Sims 2 (this game sucks) Sonic Rivals Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Movies: XXX 2 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire The One Fast and the Furious Demos: Ape Escape RigdeRacer A soccer one A bike one I got my psp last year for christmas (05)
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Shit, thanks Spaz, Its were two people are fully naked and the guy is licking to girl and the girl is sucking his cock
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My brother died a few weeks ago R.I.P David
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That IS fun. Loads of fun. You know what's more fun? Mutual masturbation. It's slightly harder because you both have to be able to concentrate on pleasuring the other person even though you're being pleasured at the same time. It's fun, though. Yeah i agree that is fun, i also like the 360, do i need to tell you what that is
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Nope i have never played them ever
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Well dont worry new member mistake.......anyways i think a brand new city or a old one that got distroyed and made into a new city
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Its just me but i use cheats all the time and nothing happens......out of missions of course, not in them
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Do you think there could be a female main character?
Dazza replied to Bear's topic in GTA IV Discussion + Help
I dunno though, girls are awesome but the guys might push them around and well we can use that in the game -
Doggystyle is really enjoyable. Also, in said position, the vagina is actually longer, which means more friction, and thus, more pleasure for the both of you. Another way to achieve a similar effect is to have her on the bottom, and lift her legs up over your shoulders, like, pressed to her chest. You get the same lengthening effect. Well i must try that some day............lol well now we can talk bout any thing here to do with sexual stuff.....i like masturbating a girl man thats really fun
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Yeah i really like the first one but that me.