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Dazza

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  1. I reckon it might be fun to play a girl and download a mod to see her nude lol
  2. Well Bully is a game made by R* as is Grand Theft Auto......if you want information on Bully the game go to http://www.rockstargames.com/bully/home/
  3. Yeah but VCS is bigger, and i mean bigger
  4. Im bout to tell you. ------------------------------------------------ Chapter 2: Sexual Feeling Monday the 8th of January 2007 6:59 am 98 Fisher Street, Unley John: Thanks this is it. Driver: You sure bout that. John: Very mate. Driver: Ok then. My name is Joey by the way. John: Ok Joey see you later then. John rolls his eyes while Joey drives off. John nocks on the door. John: Mum, Dad, im home. Girl: Who might that be at our door, Jenny? Jenny: I don’t know Mercedes, lets go look. The door opens and too very beautiful women appear kissing each other. Jenny: Oh hi, you’re hot. Mercedes: Yeah I agree but he did wake us up. Jenny: Then we should give him a good spanking. John: Oh sorry I have to leave, I have to find my parents. Mercedes: No stay, Please. John: No I cant, I have to…. Jenny and Mercedes grab John’s arms as he begins to leave. Monday the 8th of January 2007 7:14 am 98 Fisher Street, Unley John, Jenny and Mercedes: Oh yeah, oh, oh, oh, YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH Monday the 8th of January 2007 7:36 am 98 Fisher Street, Unley John’s running out of the house. Without any pants on and screaming. John: WHAT THE f*** IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO. THAT’S WAY TO f***ING KINKY FOR ME. SHIT. f*** THIS SHIT. Jenny: WELL f*** YOU THEN. MAN SLUT.WANTING TO f*** WOMAN FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. f*** YOU. Mercedes: YEAH STUFF YOU MAN-BITCH. The phone rings again Jenny: YOUR PHONE IS RINGING DICKHEAD. TAKE IT. Jenny throws John’s phone at him. John: Thanks NOT! (In the phone) Hello Voice: Hello its me, now I hope you haven’t met anyone yet, here in Adelaide. John: Umm yeah I have, two girls inside my old house. Voice: Well consider them dead. A car drives up to the house. A guy gets out of the car and walks up the path. They ring the doorbell and the girls appear again. Then two shots are fired and the two girls drop down dead. Voice: Take this car to my place at in Port Adelaide. You can stay there. John: Ok but first what happened to my parents. Voice: Due time my friend, in due time. John: Dude f***ing tell me or else. Voice: Or what, you’ll hurt me. Ha, oh just to let you know, cross me and something will go boom with your name all over it. John: Fine I’ll come to your house. Asshole. Voice: Don’t speak like that to me. Meet you in a while. Phone cuts out. Car Driver: Come on get in. Oh and take this. The car driver hands the pistol to John Car Driver: Added security, don’t worry, now get in. John: Ok im getting in.
  5. It fine for me, i play and win see my score and say "Shit, i cant play for crap" lol
  6. Well i need to get Bully...it sound f***ing awesome...love this sort of thing in GTA4
  7. VCS is one of the best....not just the story line of anything its how they put it all on a disk that small
  8. Dazza

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    Well Thanks Spaz, now you have freaked me out. And doggy style isnt some thing my girlfriend want to do ever.
  9. It does, i have tried it and it works
  10. Hey mate, Hope you like the site.

  11. I agree with Google on that......SAS i wish they'd make it so we can GO BACK TO SAN ANDREAS
  12. Ha ha mine really stupid............its Breaking Free from High School Musical Oh now its I Write Sins Not Tragies by Panic! At The Disco
  13. Mine is The Saints Are Coming by Green Day and U2
  14. Yes i do...I love how i can get it on my phone anywhere i go. And the cars afterwards WOW....i want to buy a shit car and just let them 'pimp' it up for me.
  15. I always loved the ones that dealt with Extra Terrestrial life forms, I always found that stuff to be interesting. Ha Ha im stealing your sentence. But really if they make a movie i will be really happy.
  16. Dude, Im getting this phone and i dont care how......i might steal it
  17. Fine be that way......I love the show and i'll be sad when it goes
  18. I have to say that the first pics were crap....no offence but the rest is allright i like the last set.....looks like a scene from Back to the Future. But brantford would'nt be that good. Im still hoping that it will be about the whole of Australia.
  19. Thanks Google............And from everyone here we say Happy New Years to you too. Ha ha thats just from me, i cant speak for everyone here, just me.......oh and this is off-topic but i love your avater Google.
  20. Nice spoiler, fool. Thanks Spaz , dude i hate the traids in LCS too, but all I do is shoot them.
  21. Nope i dont think it is........i play the game alot but i never thought to look for it......now im sad i really liked that weapon :'(
  22. Ok i no this is a double post.......Sorry......its just i want people to know this i have writen a story......look on the first post ^^^^^^^^^
  23. I have been reading this on GTAF and well.....I LOVE IT. The whole twist at the end is massvise
  24. Thats mean Spaz.......Ah who cares CJ wasnt that good......TVG like Spaz say stay the hell away from here....anything could of happened to Vic after that incerdent
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