I heard about this site were they have loads of stuff on anime and mangas, mostly you will find them there. And i know one of them, but he wouldn't be interested in GTA.
Spaz would be "The Most Respected Member" since he makes good quality posts in the forum.
Here are some i thought about:
The Best Usernames
The most Boring
The most Loved
The most Hated
Maybe if you think about it, put your name on it, suggestion when buying the gift, get a card, and say "Have a Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year" by TG187. Thats very simple thing to do.
Well maybe being a Candidiate would hel, if you don't want to see the Internet Get blown away.
Back on topic, Internet can have one negative side, Untrusted Sites, like porn sites, Illegal sites, e.g Game cracking, Hacking.
Well i do have a girlfriend, shes really nice to me, which i like...
And you could give her a christmas Pressent, But give her what she likes, If you still chicken out leave the christmas pressent outside the Entrance, Knock on the door and run. That could help you..
Well technically, they won't stop the internet until the future, which is a long way to go... and No, lol, i won't join your revolution since it won't happen...