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Dark Lord

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  1. Gof owns at editing... Intense was awesome...
  2. Ohk. Its over 300Mb so will be probably downloading tonight.
  3. You will have to wait until someone Validates you Mod in our Database. And use English here. -- Você terá que esperar até que alguém lhe valida Mod em nosso banco de dados. E uso Engish aqui.
  4. If you mean on Forums. Upload them on some Free Image Hosting Service like PhotoBucket or ImageLodge And post the Forum Link they give you. If you want it for display on Picture Of The Day.Upload them here. And Hi.Indian??
  5. VC or SA..? Doesn't matter anyways GLS vids go to my Collection Folder.. Downloading anyways...
  6. Wht abt that card... :X

    Ab kya...? Bday aa gai.. :((

  7. Abe maar gaya kya..?

    laga li Siggy...ab kush naa.. :D

  8. Yeah... Evo got me right.. Noes.No Bikey for you... Me buying Pulsar Soon.. @Chris...During Winters its damn cold here.And this was taken when we were just back from some Farm-Party.Means going out on Highways(Your free-ways.. ) onto the farm in the outskirts.So covering one self is necessary while on a bike. And no it isnt exactly our gang.I have a really vast friend circle.School, three classes and around Home and all.But we dont en-act GTA stuff... Its dangerous..Dont you listen to Jack Thompson EDIT: Another pic of same day.. Hmm..You are right.I am the only dick wearing a sweater!!
  9. Abe harami...

    me offline huu to meko kaise pata chalega ki aab aana hai...pehle se bolna chahiye na..

    JEW ka kya..?chahiye..pura album..? [:o]

  10. Who is Me??? When the pic shrinks for resizing it looks like i am crying.. And btw nice picture Gerard.. :-)
  11. I think you will need to replace the Tommy's .dff file in the gta3.img with that of Phil. Use the IMG Tool v2.0.
  12. 1: PhotoBucket (For most of my uploads) and ImageShack (For random pic required for just timpass ) 2:Albums and mostly because had been using it since long.So its kinda lazy to shift. 3:All of those. 4:Nah.Sometimes PB does give up its own Pop-ups about new features.But.... 5:Hmm.. :-)
  13. THERE'S A NEW SET OF RULES NOW!! Now it's time for the man's rules. We always hear "the rules" for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - When a heroic dog dies to save its master. - The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. - After wrecking your boss's car. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. 8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have had sex with her. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... And it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the whohaws. 13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: - Yeah, Baby, Push it! - C'mon, give me one more! Harder! - Another set and we can hit the showers! 22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (I.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 24. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27. The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox. End of story. 28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with The guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, And having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?' 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!' From some Counter-Strike forum i visited at random
  14. Probably one for the 8-Ball Car Bomb one and other of Grenade. There is also one type of grenade which requires a Detonator.
  15. Looks Sweet. Make that Trademark TM a bit more smaller... 50% of the original doesn't suit well i suppose...
  16. Ok, I merged those 6 topics in one.Looked a clutter and mixed. Was confusing and shit. Thanks. Hopefully you will continue displaying the new ones in that Showcase topic. : )
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