Kitsune Inferno

We gonna have a party, let's get it started! Somebody call Eminem and Nate Dogg!

I'd put those kids on ice! Those kids don't want to get in trouble so they choose the most convenient scapegoat. Games don't kill people, stupid people kill people.

You didn't like the way he dressed? It was the 1980s, for God's sake! That was the style in Miami back then. Guess what? Tec 9s look cooler than those Mac 10s in SA and have an pretty impressive firing rate on hitman level.

One, it's not GTA: London 1964. It's GTA: London 1969. And they're both expanson packs.

My parents don't really care that I play GTA. They know I'm not gonna go on a shootout with the cops in real life, and they got me all of the GTAs from GTA2 to GTA:SA. The only I was told not to do is say that I beat hookers with bats when I first started playing. People might've taken it the worng way.

Yeah, the f*** Yeah one more than those Japanese girls...unless you got a avatar with 20-year old Japanese girls, then f*** yeah!

I'm just saying that if you call yourself a "gangsta" and drive around on a moped, which is not gangsta, you're no better than those ricer "gangs". You obviously not taking yourself seriously if you're like that.

Ninjas all the way.

If you drive around on a moped, you could NEVER be classified as any gangsta. You're automatically a nerdy, bitchy, wannabe. I'd either walk away, laughing, or find REAL gangstas and show them what gangbanging really means.

My only tip is to cheat. Look for the "Hitman level in all guns", "infinite ammo", and "weapon tier 3" codes. Damn, I'm a sneaky little bastard, ain't I?

I've only beaten SA, but I also have completed game saves of VC and GTA3 on my Xbox.

Jack Thompson is some lawyer who's made himself famous by pissing off every single gamer by speaking out against M-rated games and even trying to get them off shelves. And by the way, Part 3 Me: We're back with the, hopefully last, segment of my interview with Jack Thompson. JT, what do you have to say about the time you tried to get 25 to Life off store shelves not becuase it was utter crap, but only because it included murders of cops? You got to play AS a COP, diphead! JT: *bloody and sobbing* I'm sorry. I was in the wrong! Me: That's right, bitch. Good...now how are your thoughts on video games in general? JT: They're the best thing to happen to mankind since...HELP ME!!! THIS ASSHOLE BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH WITH A TIRE IRON AND SODOMI.... Me: That's it. You won't be telling anybody anything, now. Tony, the .22. JT: EVILLLLLL!!!!

I got this game yesterday and jumped up to one of my favorite 360 games. I love those rag doll physics! Having dead people bounce around in the back of your moving truck is damn fun.

Y'all want Part 2? You can't handle part two! Me: We're back with this exclusive interview with one of the most famous ass from Miami! I'm not gonna designate this whinner's name. Jack Thompson: Uppity little brat... Me: What was that? Nevermind, I have connections to some vicious ricers. Now, what's your take on this recent surge in school shootings? JT: Video... Me: Stop right there. I know what you're gonna say. *in whinny voice* "Well, we all know that the Columbine Masscre, for example, was caused by games like Doom, Quake, and Suck Jack Thompson's Tit." Shut up. Millions of people play those games, except for that last one, and millions of kids don't stockpile guns and shoot up their school. Those Columbine kids were deeply troubled, had easy access to guns, stashed them in their room (while the parents "claim" they knew nothing about), and made videos of them target practicing! Now, how about the time you said that the Sims charcter's were "anotomically correct" under those blurs? JT: Well, they must have modded the game before I could prove it. Me: Or your claim was full of 200-grade horseshit. I'm very sorry Maxis, I'm a big fan of your work, but these guys wouldn't know what real ass and titties were if it came up and smacked them in their faces. And about that modding thing, you mean something like "Hot Coffee"? JT: Maybe. Me: Well, guess what. NOBODY COULD ACCESS THAT FEATURE WITHOUT A FORBIDDEN MOD OR A 30 DOLLAR CHEATING DEVICE. You're probably just jealous because Mrs. Johnson won't take it from behind anymore. Oh, she will. Just not from you. 27th best time of my life. What about the time you proposed a video game idea which included killing major video game CEOs and the like? Then some guys did the idea; you wouldn't pay them so the good folks at Penny Arcade paid them (with their own money) and using your name, and you tried to get them arrested? JT: It just wasn't right. Me: How wasn't it right? I mean, they did use they're own cash. JT: Uhhh... Me: What's that sound? Oh, it's the sound of you shutting the f*** up! PA: Jack Thompson, please come to the lobby. Some angry-looking dudes with flashy tuners are waiting for you. Me: Wow, they came that quick? Well, you heard the lady! MOVE!!! *MINUTES LATER* Yeah, tie him to the lightpole. Ok, that's good. Gimmie the tire iron.

It's his third avatar. First, the "f*** yeah" one, then Clerks, and now the Japanese girls.

If I were to ever have an interview with Jack Thompson, I think it would probably end up like this... Me: You all know this guy. Jack Thompson...the Miami lawyer who's hellbent on banning violent video games. And he thinks he'll do it by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. He's also has a stiffy for banning rap music. Let's see what this retarded bitch has to say. JT: Hey, kid! You need to watch your mouth! Me: And you need to staple yourself in the nuts everytime you open your mouth. First up, rap music. What the hell is your problem with one of the country's most popular genres? JT: Well, they invoke violence against police officers and women to start off. Me: Well, if that statement is at all intelligent. Violence against women and cops have been around since WAY before rap music. Remember the mob way back in the 1920's? Rap didn't come until the 70's, you dee dee dee. This part is over for now. I need to think of more material. JT: Rap music is EVIL! Me: And so is the woman who decided to have your kid. Part 2:

My keybording teacher almost marked me as tardy when my bus was running late. (One bus driver didn't know routes) She thought I was just making excuses until 5 other people came in and backed my story up.

If you're gonna stick something in the tailpipe of a teacher's car, make it much bigger than a potato.(that was an average episode of Mythbusters, anyway.) Stick a pipebomb in there or if you don't want to be in prison for the rest of your natural life, put dry ice in a 2-liter bottle and hide it in their house.

There was a dude at my school who got SUSPENDED for three days for FARTING. And other who got suspended for 3 days after sarcastically saying how good his last "vacation" (suspension) was.

The "shit box"? The only reason SA (i'm guessing) was worse on Xbox was because R* got rid of R* Vienna, the great people who ported GTA3 and VC to Xbox. Get the 360 version if you have it; the PS3 version if you know for SURE you're gonna get it.

Wise is you, Spaz. And congrats and that great tip on sneaking stuff into theme parks.

Well hell, why bother posting here then? Remember Gary? I have an already finished game with this appearance: Cesar/Goatee Green Cap Green Hoody Blue Jeans White Sneakers Cross Chain Silver Crowex Gang load of tattoos And maxed out stats except for health and armor.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, you get MGS4, but that's about it for the PS3. sorta j/k The Xbox 360 has/will have Project Gotham Racing 3, Gears of War, Halo 3, ect. I'm just saying it's about time Sony gets backstabbed for once.

One issue with that. GTA has NEVER had advanced graphics. They all look good, but when compared to other games like Halo 2 and Forza Motorsport, they look like ass. And Pyronoodle, Spaz is right. Matters what they put on it. Just because you put Big Rigs on a Blu-Ray disc doesn't make it good.

I like the safe houses in Prickle Pine and Fort Carson.