Kitsune Inferno

My tip is to find a R* secretary and follow him/her to his/her house. Then sleep with them at least three times. Then he/she should call you and then your plan can come into fruitation. That or you could post this on all the popular GTA forums, R* checks for ideas like this.

Yeah, but if you could enter EVERY building, we'd have to sacrifice city size. And I don't know about you, but I care more about going from the ghettos to beaches a lot more than going into every sex shop. (Unless they have useable chainsaw dildos.)

No, because you could get better graphics with the PC or XB360. As for missions, Jesus Christ, can't you wait for GTA4 and its downloadable episodes.

Oh boy, here we go again! *prepares flame air horn* Does anybody remember that famous screen from before SA was released where it contained something that looked like a dog?

I don't want any goddamn liscensed cars. Period.

Sell it all until I can finally say, "I'm rich, bitch!" WWYDI you had the cash to get back at anyone who ever wronged you?

No, I still want competent homies because I'm too damn lazy to shoot all the enemies myself.

Before she gets the chance to say it, IJSAB's name is a quote from the popular TV series Lost.

I'm just staying at home and pigging out on Raman soup, M&Ms, and Tootsie Pops.

Leatherface is in the desert and isn't technically an animal. And Werewolf is "bad". Not really, but werewolf does suck.

Back to text language: *in high-pitched voice* It sucks. Ass. And smells. Like cat piss.

*in Dracula voice* Velcome! Have a happy Halloween, sike!

You can have MY Premium Xbox 360, PGR3, Dead Rising, Saint's Row, DOA4, GRAW, Full Auto, backwards compatibility disc, extra faceplate, extra controller, quick charge kit, and A Madcatz Fan stand for the low, low price of $1,348! EDIT: And I'll throw in my 52-inch RCA HDTV for an extra $2500!

Geometry Wars is one of the most popular Xbox Live Arcade games and very hard. I also want my Xbox 360 to be in good condition again for Christmas.

Time to jump on the sig request bandwagon. Size: 200x400 (whichever is widest) Font: The same font used for "Grand Theft Auto" Description: That famous screen with a shirtless CJ walking with dual Tec 9s. Text: Tec 9 pwns YOU

Don't worry, IJSAB, I don't think your views offend anyone. (I'm a little kiss-ass, ain't I?) Cow tipping. To the tune of Mike Jones "Still Tippin'". Yeah.

Ok, this is going out of hand. Cow tipping's a good idea, though. (I live in a rural area, any ideas?)

Oh, yeah. CDs. I want a lot of rap CDs. Plus money, Xbox Live, and an easy Geometry Wars.

Yeah, have attack dogs bite the Sindaccos in the nads and drag them around the room.

I don't really follow the teams who are going to play in the Super Bowl. All I care about is more wardrobe malfunctions. Go Cowboys! (<fantasy) Go Colts!

Rob the Rim Jobs next to the Foreign Power in the Arena District. Five foot stack of cash comes flying out.

I want 72 virgins and an inflatable raccoon. J/K Just a PSP and VCS. And maybe a new jacket and pants, I don't care.

I think you were just using joints. Try using bongs, the effect becomes more evident.

No, it's actually for slow-mo, depending on the strength of the drug, in Saint's Row.

Thurgood (played by Dave Chappelle) has to sell weed with two of his childhood friends to bail out another childhood friend who killed a diabetic, police horse. (They claim to be "fundraisers" instead of "drug dealers" for this reason)