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E.J.

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  1. So Johnny catches a plane to San Fierro. Johnny: Man, things are really f***ed up. He says to himself. His cell rings. Johnny: Hello? Salvatore: Hey, Johnny this is Salvatore. Look I got something for you to do. Johnny: I'm not in Liberty City anymore. Salvatore: Well where the hell are you? Johnny: I'm in San Andreas. Salvatore: Well get your ass back down here! Johnny: f*** you! I'm not workin' for your ass no more! Johnny hangs up and looks for somewhere to stay. He calls up CJ. CJ: Hello? Johnny: Hey CJ, wassup man this is Johnny. CJ: Ohhhh wassup. Johnny: A I wanted to apoligize about what happened a little while ago. CJ A, it's nothing. Don't worry about it. So what you need. Johnny: I kinda need a place to stay. CJ: Oh really. Where you at? Johnny: I'm at the airport in San Fierro. CJ: Damn, how much money you got on you? Johnny: Not much man. CJ: Well I'm in Los Santos handling some buisness. Why don't you go down to the old gas station down in Doherty. My man Cesar can help you out. Johnny: Thanks man. CJ: No problem. So Johnny heads on down to Doherty.
  2. what's that? is that just like a regular silencer?
  3. another mission is the one when you have to torch all the sindaccos election papers.
  4. you should join the LCF. we have positions open.
  5. the second one was funny as a mug lol(sik jus kidding) but on to buisiness yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
  6. yeah i killed millie after our second date with a pool stick.
  7. yeah ima try to get a picture of it.
  8. avatar: 7/10 sig: 6.5/10 person: he's cool, but i don't really know him
  9. thank you! how much money do you want for it.
  10. no the best conversation is when your girlfriend says yes . sike i just playing. (i'm talking about mine so no-one get mad)
  11. i liked that mission where you had to steal a yakuza car and go take their tank and dump it in the water.
  12. they should have that gun that scarface customized. you know, that m4 with a grenade launcher attached to it.
  13. punch em' WWYDI your life was like a gta character?
  14. yeah i liked it because you got to do quarry missions.
  15. no, las venturas is the best city. my gambling skill was high the last time i played and i was getting big money. i was so happy i was buying everything .
  16. yeah, san andreas stopped at about 70% and LCS stopped at 40%.
  17. find them and whoop theirs. WWYDI you became a double agent?
  18. i didn't care about that because when he called me i just got a bmx and i was junping off hills and getting bonuses.
  19. yeah there probably will be. and when it comes out i'ma get it.
  20. yeah i liked the red county missions too.
  21. yeah i knew i was missing somebody to meet. i'll add you .
  22. the most boring part of san andreas is riding from san fierro to los santos the country way. because all the drivers are slow, and there's alot of redneck cops out there that get you for any reason they can .
  23. i want to meet skyline, spaz, tec 9, tommy montana, ciaran, noru, nate10, i just shot a bear, chris, tg187, lord voldemort, and rashon125.
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