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    Project 8...

    tony hawk's american wasteland was good. did you play it skyline?
  2. max payne 2 wasn't that creepy. and it played shows on the t.v. in the game. i watched every episode of the shows that came on.
  3. Mission III Name: Sitting Ducks Reward: $1,000, Sniper Rifle, New Mission Strand Mike walks outside and jacks an Infernus. He drives it to Jack's office. cutscene Mike walks in the building and sees Jack looking out the window with some binoculars. Mike: What are you doing? Jack: Look at those stupid mother f***ers. They think that I'm a f***ing joke. Mike: Who, those mafia people. Jack: Yeah, those Vincenzos. They're all out there about to go to Maryland to sell a shit load of yay. Mike what do you want me to do? Jack: I want you to kill their don Lenny Vincenzo. Mike: What?!? Lenny Vincenzo? The man who had that Italian resteraunt down the street? Jack: Yeah him. Mike: What! You're crazy for real. I wouldn't be able to even get close to that guy. He's probably surrounded by alot of henchmen. Jack: He is, and that's why I'm giving you this sniper rifle. So you could take him out. After you snipe him alot of men are going to be on your ass. So I set up some hitmen outside. Mike: OK, they're going be outside gaurding your ass what about me. Jack: Listen you dick! After you shoot Lenny, lure the men back down here and the guys outside will take care of the rest. Mike: Alright Mike Walks out of the office. end ctsn. Mike appears outside. He takes Jack's Manana and rides down to the docks. He aims the rifle at Lenny and fires. Lenny's head comes off and blood shoots out of his neck. cutscene Lenny's Right-hand Man: Oh Shit! Henchman: Hey look at that guy up there on the hill! Lenny's Right-hand Man: Get his ass! And I want to hear that he's six feet deep! end ctscn. Mike gets in the car and starts heading to Jack's office. The henchmen pulled up on both sides of the car and started shooting it. Mike rams the car to his left into a wall and it stopped. The other car kept going. They started shooting the doors of the car. Mike: Man this peace of shit can't go any faster? Mike stepped on the breaks and slowed down to the rear of the mafia sentinel. He rammed the back to turn them around. The men skidded out of control. Mike then stepped on the gas hard and the car started to heat up. Then he turned the corner and met up with the hitman. He gave them the signal and they opened fire on the henchmen. cutscene Mike: Hey Jack! Lenny's dead. Jack: Ok good. Here's your money Mike: $1,000! I just killed a don, not some f***in' hot dog vender! Jack: Hey! You're forgetting I said minimum wage. Mike: You full of shit. You know that. Jack: So I've heard. Mike walks out. end ctscn Mike gets into Infernus and drives home. He parks it outside the apartment. He gets out of the car. Mike: Hey, who parked that truck in my spot. Man people don't have any respect. He walks into his apartment. Mission Completed
  4. yeah that's me. i can't get a full body pic. i don't have one on my cell.
  5. Mission II Name: Smuggling Smugglers Reward: $500 Mike goes outside and jacks a car. He rides down to Jack's office. cutscene Jack: Ahhhhh, so you came. Mike: Uhhh, yeah. Jack: Don't back sass me. You know Mike, you're gonna slip up, and when you do I'll be in your ass and boom...back to jail for you. Mike: Look man, I'm not doing nothing. I'm out of all this gang shit. All this drug slangin' and crack. Jack: Ha ha ha funny you mentioned that because you're going to be getting a truck full of it, and bringing it back to me. Mike: What! f*** no. Jack: Hey, don't don't be a bitch. If you stay low key the cops won't be all over ya. Mike: Man, you gonna get me put back in jail. Jack: Hey! You're forgetting who I am. I am a paroll officer, I got the power to clean this shit up. Now get the hell outta here and get that yay! end cutsn. Mike appears outside and takes a Glendale sitting next to the building. He rides down to the factory. The truck revs up. The driver gets out and goes into the factory. Hurry and get the car before the driver get's back! Mike goes over to the truck and gets in. He pulls off. Truck Driver: Hey! A man is taking the truck! Mafia Sentinels pull out from the factory and chase Mike in the truck. Mike turns the corner thinking he could lose them, then he saw two more blocking the road. Mike: Shit! He rams through the middle of the cars. And turns up the street. Mike sees cars at a stop light. Mike: f***, how am I going to get past this. He jams on the breaks and the mafia sentinels go flying past him and crashes. So he drives around the reck and parks the truck behind Jack's office. He gets out and runs to the front and crashes through the door. cutscene Mike: Jack! The mafia's outside! Jack: I know but look out the window. Mike goes towards the window and looks out. Cops are arresting the men. Jack: See I told you I had the type of power to clear shit up for you. Now get outta here. Mike: Man you sick.*he says breathing hard* So how much money do I get for this. Jack: $200 Mike: What! There's like $1,000,000 worth crack in that truck! Jack: Ok, I'll give you $500 because I do recall saying you're working for minimum wage. Mike: Man, you f***ed up. Mike leaves out the door. end ctsn. Mike appears outside. HE WALKS TO THE BACK AND TAKES THE TRUCK AND DRIVES HOME. He parks outside his apartment and goes inside and sleeps. Mission Complete ------------------------------------------- Pay attention to the bold print of what Mike did.
  6. i want a Machete. i want a PSG-1 sniper rifle. i want a molotive cocktail.
  7. Ok now that i know how to do it right here's the first mission ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mission I Micheal gets out of jail after being in for five years for attemted murder. It was set for ten but he was let out by winning a trial. cutscene Micheal: Man, now that I'm out, I'm starting over. And first thing's first, no more gangs......I'm sick of that shit. Micheal walks down the street with his bags in his hand to go see his paroll officer. While he's walking he notices that some things changed while he was in jail. Micheal: Damn, what happened to the Lenny's that used to be right there. He approaches his PO's building. He goes inside. Jack Daniels: Hey Michael. Micheal: A man, just tell me when i have to come back and I'll be on my way. Jack Daniels: Hey.....what's the rush....sit down. Micheal takes a seat. Jack: Now you know what to do right? Mike: Yeah. Jack: So come back to me in a month. And don't even think about leaving town. Mike: A month?!? Jack: You heard me correct. Now, I set you up to get a job at minimum wage. Mike: And what is this job? Jack: You're going to work for me. Mike: What, and what would I be doing. Jack: Whatever the f*** I tell you to do. Here take this phone, I'll be in touch. Mike walks out of the building end ctsn. Mike appears standing out of the door. He walks down the street to a pay phone to get a number for a taxi. Then his cell rings. Mike: Hello. Jack: Hey I have an apartment rented out for you in Langley Park. The keys are under the doormat. Mike: Alright. He goes to the house. Mission Complete
  8. oh my bad. i thought we were supposed to do it like that, but i understand now.
  9. Mission II Name: South City Soldiers Reward: Respect -cutscene- You walk into the abandoned mall. You look around at the grafitti on the wall and the busted fountains. You walk around for a bit and here foot steps. You turn around very cautious, getting a little scared. You: Max!....Max you there! Three men come up behind you. Man #1: Hey, who are you! Man #2: Yeah you're trespassing on our property. Do you know what we do to people like you? The third one pulls out a 9mm. Max: Hey! He's here for me. Man #3: You're lucky. Max: Jason put the gun down. Jason lowers the gun. Max: Hey kid glad you could make. Let me introduce you to the boys. This is Jason, Mike, and Tommy. Now before you could rep this gang you have to get yourself some colors. You could go to Jiffy B's, Mike got with him. Objective: Go to Jiffy B's and get some gang colors.
  10. he said you can make your own. but enough talking off-topic. i'm not trying to get it spammed up.
  11. Grand Theft Auto: The District This is my city that I hope will be popular. The character's name is Michael Moses. Some people call him Mike some call him Mike Moe. He just got out of jail and says he isn't going to go back to that criminal life. His Paroll Officer Jack Daniels is a dirty cop and got him back into that life. The three cities that are in this GTA is District Capital, Columba, and V Island. You start off in District Capital also known as D.C.. District Capital is the place with all the construction of condos being built. What used to be ghetto and filled up with gangs is being turned into a siteful place. Columba is where all the gangs and gangsta are moving to. Since all the condos are being built in D.C. the apartments are too high priced for them. Mike will meet gangs like Souf East and MAC there(just to name a few). V Island is where all the big houses and crime boses live. The District is filled with mafia vs. gang battles. This is where the mafia boses live to stay out of being killed and to look down at the streets. Mike will be taken through all 3 places and will go through crazy things just to set everything straight on how they were before he went to jail.
  12. so could someone go in the store, and buy out an item then sell it in their store.
  13. yeah it's truw that when you smoke daily you become a heavy smoker. because my sister can't go an hour without smoking a black or some weed.
  14. i'm sorry for going off-topic but does anyone know if there's a site where i can download SA for pc.
  15. my sister smokes and sells. i sell just to get the money. but i tried a black today, and i didn't like it. it's strong. i was coughin and shit. but i tried the weed, it's ok. but i still don't know how it feels to get high.
  16. a hard mission in that game is the one when you have to take the boss of the yellow around the town and kill his former gang. i did that over like 5 times.
  17. the word you say has to start with a "c". since the last letter in my word was a "c". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3 men
  18. i think it was atleast a 8/10. i don't know much about the water mark and editing and stuff, but i think it was good.
  19. i'm about to add some.hey i was wondering if you could make a lil wayne one.
  20. what are you talking about?
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