MrLlamaLlama

I voted afterdark.... The new sigs are in now, so i'm unmistakeababble!

The main reason people use SA or VC is because they are availiable on PC and the hassle to produce videos is alot less. Anyway, you said this game sucked in another topic... meh Stunts are everywhare, it's the art of using the environment around you to create jumps, bumps, grinds etc. So to answer your question, yeah, there are, plus the unique jumps and shit like that.

OK, hopefully this BUMP will see my GFX shop bounce back. I have my PC back fully and properly now, a good excuse, i think, to try and get the customers back in! All work is now free unless you wish to pay, of course... And sky, as requested (albeit ages ago) here is your new sig. As similar as i could to the old one, i lost the .PSD [ Hope you likey!

A man feels that his sex life has taken a turn for the worse... He goes to the local drugstore, and asks the pharmacist for the strongest viagra they have. The lady at the counter suggests a new drug that gurantees great sex, but she warns him to adhere to the instructions strictly. He leaves with the box, gets in his car and scans over the back of the packaging, it says 'take one pill for a great night' The man wants a fantastic night, so he downs the whole box, speeds home, tells his wife to put the kis to bed and begins to shag her stupid. The next morning, the man' son is sitting on the street outside his house, crying. a neighbour walks past and asks what is wrong. The kid says: "mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, and dad's in the basement shouting 'here, kitty, kitty'"

I second that, but wtf is up with the apearance things? Are they pretty much all meant to be 10, or are you changing that? Good work...

So you're only gonna say that? Ok, get winrar (googe it, d/l free trial) and install. When it'sdone, doubleclick on carspawner.rar, and it will extract the files, after you click next, ok, etc. Then, delete the rar if you like, you don't really need it again. Look at the files inthe new folder where the rar was extracted to. There should be a readme, if so, folow it. If not, just boot up the exe fie and any others in there, such as car listings. Boot up SA, then use alt+tab to get to the spawner once in SA, then do whatever to spawn a car, it shuld be pretty simple. Hope i hepe. a be a little shadysince i'm tired, i trid my best.

or go to the trading stalls and buy GFX, mods, scripts and custom files that other members have made... Or give them to silberio, so i can steal them off him

I'll save you the time of reading my full and frank descrption regarding why that website is soooo bad at lying, and why you are such an idiot to have fallen for it... You know i don't like you anyway, so i needn't express my dislike toward you any more. But yeah, @ spaz - I saw that wiibalance thingy on a site a couple of days ago, looks pretty sweet, and hopefully it'll be better than the ones made for games like SSX3, and it should get some proper use. More drunken wii fun! And the weewii, well we all may take the piss from time to time, but come on.

853, and the PC still isn't fixed!

Who said it would just be about Bella??? I just gave that as an example. So I don't see where you're coming from. The point is, there is not a main family in The Sims, there isn't a main chain of events you HAVE to do. The Sims is so open-ended that making a game based on it wouldn't actually be much of a game based on it.... It seems more-so like an attempt to rake in money. You could even do a GTA movie and it would make sense, because to progress there are certain things you have to do that don't involve eating enough and making sure you sleep. Don't you mean movie? cos it's already a game, dude... ... I'll stfu now But yeah, it'd be just like filming random people going about their lives, It'd be cheaper for them to give me a few mil, and a camera and i'l film whatever i do, do we have a deal? But no filming of happy time, the GF probably wouldn't be too happy if they got that on film...

Just a few points i wanna make... 1) why is this in GTAIV foums? 2) why have you made a trailer for GTA3, a game that has been out for ages (it's 2.30 am and i cba to work out how long, can't remeber the release date) EDIT: it was at the end. 2002. 5 years ago, jeez. 3) this isn't a trailer, its a radom montage of gameplay video, mainly you just pissing around. 4) why have cheats/trainers be used in a supposed 'trailer' ? 5) straight cuts and wipes won't cut it for a trailer, try some more advanced transitions or effects. 6) you coulda embedded the video. Just stuff i thought about after watching all of 40 seconds. 7) why would customised/modded vehicles be in a trailer? 8) fraps watermark. 9) 'insane stunt' text. 10) loading screens? In a trailer? ^After 2 minutes 11) 'cheat activated' text - see point 4 12) we don't generally see menus in trailers either. 13) trailers generally don't reveal secrets such as tanks. 14) we don't generally get tooltips either... 15) neither is it common that we see our protagonist commit suicide, since he can't swim... 16) that music is soooooooooooo messed up aroud the 4 min. mark IMO 17) there are no credits at the end, including your own name, the music used, the softare, editing software, or to rockstar themselves. ^By the end. Apart from that, good job. Don't get me wrong, i'm not actually taking the piss. These are just the un - trailer like things i didn't expect to see. Well, maybe i am a little, it's in my nature. EDIT: Sp. corrections, i can't use a laptop for shit.

EDIT: Yeah, i pretty much thought it was fake after they said that we we're all trapped in a Universe created by the Devil and Yet they say that religion is a lie. Yeah, that's what I E-mailed the web site's owner about. Has it ever crossed your mind that Truthism might be a satrical website? Tis probably true, anyone ever seen the church of google thing. Google it, great read. Defies religion alot... GO! But meh about this, makes just as much sense as the bible does, if not more... So don't knock it till you tried it.

Nope. They were replaced... It's alote mor convenient to replace the vehicles, following UO's advice...

He had sex That's probably it, or he's bullshitting altogether. It's not woth doing your GF for the sake of it, wait a while and do it whe it's ight, not when other peope tell you to. And find where that kid lives and piss in his malbox/letterbox, then rub it in his face that he did a scat and he has STis... And all him a loveless bastard.( i dont care if icontadicted myself, thee's a fw options)

Toodle ooh then. Will post pix soon, just got a load.

yummy

i remember you vividly, good member, great to have you back...

Good idea. I like the way it'd be a taster of the game to come to keep us all hyped before we gets to murder innocent peoplez! And i like the way it'd be an effective way to MAKE people NOT bitch about not knowing how to do something. I don't like the way it's un-GTA, and it would make many (impatient) people impatient. I don't like the way either that it wouldn't tie in with the whole realistic theme that R8 are going for. Overall, a balanced argument from me, but i'm afraid i'd veer towards keeping a more 'traditional' approach to a tutorial. Good thinking though.

NIN - hand that feeds. Rock on!

I love you. And second all of that. Great ideas mate!

^ fanboy much? I agree with sky, plus most GTA players sould know their way around a controller pretty good. It'd be nice to see a more dynamic system for it though, if it is included ( i think it should) It's be nice if the were little notes with arrows pointing to the subjects, but rendered in 3d, and stayed until you did what it advised or w/e. Say the boot opening thing, you have a little note thing above the trunk, and until you open/close it, the thingyy wouldn't dissapear. But u could turn them off in the options menu or someshit.

No offence but you need to visit the 'sig rules' topic. And if it's stemmed from another statement, tjhen why shouldn't we debate, though offtopic somewhat, it's fairly relevant.

One of your images isn't sisplaying correctyl, th no - userbar one, if you remove it, you'll definitely be fine.

rejoice WWYDI i rode to your house on horseback from my house and asked you for £1000 cash?

hahahahaha i only just realised that lol, he failed.