MrLlamaLlama

OK, two problems. I just got lent the original gta's off my mate, installed fine, and runs fine. This is until i enter gameplay. All the sound is there, and i can move about, i just cant see any of it, ive tried the frame limiter (F8) and detail changer - thingy (F11) and still nothing. I got over it, so i downloaded the one from R*s website, but when i go to extract it, it says that it is corrupt! I hate life... Anyone think they can help? Please...

Awesome car. Still a proto though. I think that someone could maybe export the model from midnight club 3, i can't, cos i cant mod for shite... It might be out there, just dig around

Its time for me to put this bitch to rest... The reason there are not real real cars in Gta gasmes is plainly because car manufacturers dont want to see, or for other peopke to see their cars being turned into flaming trash heaps. Fair enough Gran turismo have damage models, but not to the extent that would satisfy gta players... Also, it would cost alot less for rockstar to make a 'knock - off' version of a car with a similar name, whilst avoiding lawsuits...

Join the club mate, 6 times tried and counting...

I dunno if this is true, but my physics teacher told me if you had PURE water, it'd be gaseous, ie a gas, hence H20. Anyway, by purifying water, your'e adding something to it, so your un-unpurifying it yeah? Stupid. Water tastes like water tastes like water tastes like water.

Brilliant, brightened up my day... The irony is he's probably running a windows PC...fool Anyway, out goig calls in GTA4 would be good, especially, as you said, to get a pizza faggio to give you health lol, i love faggios... Oh, and fanboy dude, sort out your grammar.

Vertical Bird? Anywhoo, this mission is easy, i dont actually see how the national guard dudes can cap ryder that hard. I forget, but does he have a gun of his own? Someone said before, line up the crates before shooting the switch to let ryder in, to make your job easier annd quicker. Also, one of the crates has armour in, forget which though - smiles all round...

Reffering back to the point about the Freemasons thinking they know everything... There is a highly religious group, a very rich highly religious group called the pancea society (not sure how u spell it...) Anywhoo, they believe that they are in possesion of a box, in which are the answers to all questions humankind could possibly pose. Hmmm, thing is, the refuse to open it umntil all british religuious groups 'bow down' and accept their beleifs indefinitely... The thing is, this box is in a house, an unoccupied one, purchased by the pancea society for, wait for it, JESUS. Yes, to clarify, they bought this house for jesus, thus giving him somewhere to stay when judgement day comes and he (allegedly) kick's satan's ass... Strange... This means that everywhere within a 12 - mile radius of this house will survive armageddon. (that's me! whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!) Also, they believe that in the back yard of this house is the garden of eden, and also contains the tree of knowledge... *cough* bullshit *cough* The real irony is, this house is on a street called albany road, in my home town of bedford. You may or may not have heard me say this before, but it is, excuse the phrase... A shit-hole. The other great pain in this story is that within a 12 mile radius oof my town, bedford, is another town, Rushden. Aka. CHAV centre of the universe... Something doesn't quite fit.... Sorry about that, wasting 4 - 5 mins of your life and al, and being off topic. I could easily find myself believing in what the freemasons say, i guess it's just one of the many ways of denying that there is a 'god' (devout atheist here), so i'm likely to believe it...

@JayD, here is a document with a small tutorial ive just knocked up quickly, hope it helps... note - it s very rushed, and a liitle blurry (?)TUT_IR.doc

Corect me if i'm wrong, but MLK (martin luther kiing) wasn't shot, rather letterbox bombed??? (may be completely wrong, i'm not american see, and i dont knoow a greatbdeal about black history)

In theory, we can pretty much prove the existance of life on other planets IF, as some poeole think the universe is infinite. What i mean is, if there is one pllanet with life upon it (earth), and the universe is infinite, then there are, in theory an infinite number of inhabited planets. On the same token though, this theory could even disprove our own existence, because if there is one uninhabited planet, and the universe is infinite, then there are an infinite number of uninhabited planets. Think about it... ( Inspired by The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy )

If spriteman (alter-ego of duffman) were here, he'd say: Spriteman Loves Sprite........ OH YEAH...

WOO got it, wil post a map and send PSPDREAMER the prize money! [money sent!] I Hope...

i have PM'd you PSPD, but hey, if you coul post a map it'd be great, im trying to remember where you mean.... That mission is home to some of my favourite lines... DUDE: Hey, pal, this is a private party VIC: well this is a public execution!

WOOO snow in bedford at last, finally after all this waiting, though i got pounded with snow a school , the upside though, is i got this kid i really hate in the face with a snowball WOOO. I love snow, can you tell?

VCPD cheetah are great, very quick and can easily outmanouvre a tank or barracks, tendacy to skid/roll/flip out of control at high speeds. Personally, i love the wintergreen (not VCPD), very manouverable manageable top speed, doesn't slide too much, beautiful...

This guy doesn't get it... He really really doesn't. If it was there, pretty much everyone here would know (except n00bs), also in that video, the character model has been changed to fry from futurama. (whats to stop them having other mods?)

"animals that we can ride"??? Good idea, but guess who it'll upset on these forums... (no prizes), and they'd probably just maul you anyway (the animals, not the forum member)

This would be good, so you can keep many good cars without your garage eating them. And none of this saint's row crap where u can have pretty much infinite cars... How crap

Played a 360 (brother owns 1) and a P$3 (mate imported 1, but he's loaded) Ther 360 was the same as playing on my PC, but the P$3....WHOA! It has the wow factor more than any other console. Wii's are preety good (on the way up, i must say) played tennis at my local game shoppe. So P$3.,, even thought the price tag is huge

Same kinda thing happened in the UJK last year, his 7 year old brother unplugged his gamecube, so he repeatedly punched him in the face & ribs. If i was the judge , i wouild sentence him to castration

I'm playing LCS atm. In fact, the missio is 'the trouble with triads' and... I'm dying very fast, so fast in fact, that i'm now dead. Crap...

^ thank you, jace, why just drag up an old topic in the name of raising your post count...

Did you read the posts above... Someone made a mod or a custom script or w/e and used it in VC, its not in a 'stock' version of the game...

Blink 182 - stay together for the kids EDIT: Bloodhound gang - Ralph Wiggum = AWESOME!