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It's a parody of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful", about those Chinese motorcycles that some peple call lemons, or those that are unreliable or shoddy... Hope you like it...

"Disposable"

Parody by Huckleberry Pie aka LPG-Unit

I wrote this as a response to those rather shoddy Chinese motorcycles - I don't own one, but their dodgy build keeps me and my dad from buying one; I don't want to offend those guys who build such bikes, I'm just expressing my opinions about them... Besides, they're notorious for making carbon copies of Honda bikes...

I bought a scooter...

(Man, was I too early?)

[Verse 1]

I bought a scooter

From Chinese guys

But it's a lemon

That I despise

My ride broke down on the highway.

Guess it's better in Japan.

It blew a bulb, and broke a rack,

And I've got a plan.

[Chorus]

Disposable, disposable

Disposable, it's true.

The motor broke, and the tranny choked,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never ride with you.

[Verse 2]

Yeah, I bought this bike,

It's a cheap ol' ride.

And the motor just smoked, and it was,

Nearly owned,

And I don't think that I'll ride her again,

So I had a moment that I really regret...

[Chorus]

Disposable, disposable

Disposable, it's true.

The motor broke, and the tranny choked,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never ride with you.

La la la la la, la la la la la

La la la la la, ooohhhh...

[Chorus]

Disposable, disposable

Disposable, it's true.

That scooter's a lemon, gotta' throw a grenade,

I regret that I wasted time with you.

But it's time to face the truth,

I will never be with you.

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Nice I like it , can you record it ? :):lol: that would be fine because ti is hard to me to sing it but I can imagine how it is ... cool , I like James Blunt ...

I'll record it; just put it in your User Tracks and that would be fine. And I don't care about my MP3s being, well, pirated... :lol:

I'm also planning a video for it, using San Andreas, CJ as me singing, and a motorcycle... Besides, Chinese-made cars and bikes are more prone to pwnage than the more established Japanese and American firms - they merely plagiarize other automakers works and call those copies their own... How about a large-scale lawsuit, huh, Nissan? Ford? Chrysler?? :pissedred:

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