hi.

[brazz boy.]

hi evebody, is my first time in a american forun, i dont know much thinks of the forum.

i have post this topic only to introduce myself.

bye.

[Oscar]

Wrong section, go here, to post in the new members thread.

Welcome here anyway, hope you like the forum, and is not American, the webmaster is from UK.

[Spaz The Great]

Oh no.... Get ready, Skyline. We can't yell at, flame, or warn this one. He isn't familair with these things.

-puts away mod stick and pulls out his "Happy Helper" stick.-

-big fake grin-

-spoken in a happy-go-lucky-I-don't-like-my-job tour guide voice-

Hello! How are you, Sir?

Welcome to The GTA Place forums, just one of MANY, MANY forums available to you on the internet. Here we have a few rules you JUST MIGHT want to follow, mkaay? Let's continue, shall we?

Here, we strive to be as good of a GTA source as we can possibly be. Let me introduce a list of people YOU might want to familarize yourself with! Oookay!

PyrOxide is the owner, and runner of this beautiful site. What he says, goes. OKAY!

Skyline787 is the best moderator you will find here, he is fair and friendly. But beware, he DOES NOT like repeat offenders!

There is me, a false-happy anger problemed spastic AND sadistic moderator. But you don't have to worry about me unless you turn into a spamming n00b. Mmmmkaay?

The only other administrator that even remotely posts here anymore that I know of is Millermagic. He is a pretty laid back guy. Just be nice to him.

Precision and Switch Designs are ALSO Global Moderators. They are as high of a position as Skyline787, but they don't really get on to bad people that much. I don't think. Don't take my word for. And don't find out for yourself. Now then.

Cough7007 is a normal Moderator, as is myself. I haven't seen him turn into an angry-pants or yell anything remotely similar to, "t3h g3t the f00k 0ut! j00 stup1d n00b!!", so I wouldn't say he is a tough moderator. As before, don't take my word for it. And don't find out for yourself.

Don't spam. That would be posting stupid, annoying, or just otherwise irrelevant posts. Not a very liked thing.

Don't randomly upload irrelevant images just because the option is there. That IS NOT tolerated, mostly by me! MMMMkay!

There is NO PARANORMAL activity in San Andreas, anyone saying otherwise, is a total bullshitting dumbass! Got that? OOOOOOKAAY!

We, like most forums, have a handy little list of emoticons for YOU to express your feelings with!

For your convienance I will now translate this into two other languages! YAY!

In Espanol:

¡Hola! ¿Cómo es usted, sir? Recepción a los foros del lugar del GTA, apenas una de MUCHOS, MUCHOS foros disponibles para usted en el Internet. ¿Aquí tenemos algunas reglas que usted APENAS PUEDE SER QUE desee para seguir, mkaay? ¿Continuemos, ? Aquí, nos esforzamos ser tan buenos de una fuente del GTA como podemos posiblemente estar. ¡Déjeme introducir una lista de la gente que USTED puede ser que desee familarize con! ¡Oookay! PyrOxide es el dueño, y corredor de este sitio hermoso. Qué él dice, va. ¡cAutorización! Skyline787 es el mejor asesor que usted encontrará aquí, él es justo y amistoso. ¡Pero guárdese, él no tiene gusto de delincuentes de la repetición! Hay yo, una cólera falso-feliz problemed a asesor espástico Y sádico. ¿Pero usted no tiene que preocuparse de mí a menos que usted dé vuelta en un Spamming n00b. Mmmmkaay? El único el otro administrador que incluso fija remotamente aquí más que sé de es Millermagic. Él es un individuo reclinado bonito. Apenas séale agradable. Los diseños de la precisión y del interruptor son TAMBIÉN asesores globales. Son tan colmo de una posición como Skyline787, pero realmente no consiguen encendido a la mala gente que mucho. No pienso. No tome mi palabra para. Y no descubra para se. Ahora entonces. Cough7007 es asesor normal, como es mismo. ¡No lo he visto dar vuelta en a los enojado-pantalones o al grito cualquier cosa remotamente similar a, "t3h g3t el f00k 0ut! j00 stup1d n00b!!", no diría tan que él es asesor resistente. Como antes, no tome mi palabra para ella. Y no descubra para se. No el Spam. Ése sería fijación estúpida, molestia, o apenas postes de otra manera inaplicables. No una cosa muy tenida gusto. No upload aleatoriamente las imágenes inaplicables apenas porque la opción está allí. ¡Eso no es tolerada, sobre todo por mí! ^ _ ^ ¡MMMMkay! ¡No hay actividad de PARANORMAL en San Andreas, cualquier persona que dice de otra manera, es los dumbass bullshitting totales! ¿Conseguido eso? ¡cOoooookaay! ¡, como la mayoría de los foros, tenemos una pequeña lista práctica de los emoticons para que USTED exprese sus sensaciones con!

In deutsch((German)):

Hallo! Wie gehen Sie, Sir? Willkommen zu den GTA Platzforen, gerade eins von VIELEN, VIELE Foren vorhanden für Sie auf dem Internet. Hier haben wir einige Richtlinien, die Sie folgen GERADE wünschen KONNTEN, mkaay? Lassen Sie uns fortfahren, sollen wir? Hier bemühen uns wir, von einer GTA Quelle so gut zu sein, wie wir vielleicht sein können. Lassen Sie mich eine Liste der Leute vorstellen, die SIE wünschen konnten familarize mit! Oookay! PyrOxide ist der Inhaber und Läufer dieses schönen Aufstellungsortes. Was er sagt, geht. O.K.! Skyline787 ist der beste Moderator, den Sie hier finden, ist er angemessen und freundlich. Aber passen Sie, er mag NICHT Wiederholung Übeltäter auf! Es gibt mich, problemed ein falsch-glücklicher Zorn spastischen UND sadistischen Moderator. Aber Sie müssen nicht um mich sich sorgen, es sei denn Sie zu ein Spamming n00b. Mmmmkaay machen? Das einzige anderer Verwalter, daß sogar entfernt hier mehr bekanntgibt, daß ich von weiß, ist Millermagic. Er ist ein recht gelegter zurück Kerl. Seien Sie einfach zu ihm nett. Präzision und Schalter-Designs sind AUCH globale Moderatoren. Sie sind so Höhe einer Position wie Skyline787, aber sie nicht wirklich gelangen an an schlechte Leute, die viel. Ich denke nicht. Nehmen Sie nicht mein Wort für. Und finden Sie nicht für selbst heraus. Jetzt dann. Cough7007 ist ein normaler Moderator, wie selbst ist. Ich habe ihn nicht gesehen, zu Verärgerthosen oder Yell nichts zu machen, die zu, "t3h g3t das f00k 0ut entfernt ähnlich ist! j00 stup1d n00b!!", so würde ich nicht sagen, daß er ein haltbarer Moderator ist. Wie vor, nehmen Sie nicht mein Wort für es. Und finden Sie nicht für selbst heraus. Nicht Spam. Der würde die dumme Eintragung, Stören oder gerade anders irrelevante Pfosten sein. Nicht eine sehr gemochte Sache. Nicht nach dem zufall hochladen Sie irrelevante Bilder, gerade weil die Wahl dort ist. Das WIRD, NICHT meistens von mir zugelassen! ^ _ ^ MMMMkay! Es gibt KEINE PARANORMAL Tätigkeit in San Andreas, jedermann, das anders sagt, ist bullshitting Gesamtdumbass! Das erhalten? OOOOOOKAAY! Wir, wie die meisten Foren, haben eine handliche kleine Liste von Emoticons, damit SIE Ihre Gefühle mit ausdrücken!

[Chris]

ROFL why the hell did you translate all that? anyone would use an online translator if they didnt understand your English, you didnt have to do it for them

[Spaz The Great]

ROFL why the hell did you translate all that? anyone would use an online translator if they didnt understand your English, you didnt have to do it for them

for your conveniance

I had nothing better to do. It translated terribly.

I'm thinking about making and audio AND video file of all three of them.

Did I mention I don't speak spanish or german?

[Chrisman]

Make a video where your standing still while reading aloud and then do a spazm right in the middle of the espanol translation

((V sounds like F))

Edited March 21, 2005 by kiku

[Spaz The Great]

Make a video where your standing still while reading aloud and then do a spazm right in the middle of the espanol translation

((V sounds like F))

In German W sounds like V.

[brazz boy.]

oh, ok, thanks, and sory for any problem.

i can understanding inglesh but i not write very well.

and im not spanish or german, im brazilian.

i thanks everybody.

bye

[Sherman]

oh, ok, thanks, and sory for any problem.

i can understanding inglesh but i not write very well.

and im not spanish or german, im brazilian.

i thanks everybody.

bye

I'll help make your sentences make a little more sense . But yes, welcome here.

Edit: How did this stay in this category for so long? Oh well, *moved*

[Bryzed]

Spaz, the translation to spanish you should take it away, it makes no sense and its nuttin like the original version...

[Spaz The Great]

Then either is the German one. I don't speak either language. Nor have I practiced Spanish in over a year. So I didn't try to proof-read it or anything((considering the fact that.... I can't)).

[Spaz The Great]

RAWFULMOFUGGINRAPEAPIGMAYO!

That was absolutly hilarious. BTW, you have to use AltaVista Babel Fish to translate it. I have learned every translator varies.

God that is some funny shit, though.

That BECOMES NOT mostly certified from me

[Oscar]

Lol, that translation was funny Spaz, I just love Altavista, but if you want to translate something to spanish and I dont have anything better to do, I cant do it for you.

Welcome to the Forums again brazz boy, I am from Mexico, so if you have any doubt, feel free to PM or add me to MSN or AIM, I am a nobody here and I dont speak portuguese but is easier to understand between latin bases languajes

[Spaz The Great]

BTW, you have to use AltaVista Babel Fish to translate it.

That's what I used.

Wow, that's weird.

Oh well, normally if I translate something and translate it back with the same translator it works.

[Airashii]

Welcome to The GTAPlace forums, I think Spas' covered just about everything though.

[Sherman]

But you, it watch out like NOT repetition evil author!

I'm an evil author in german! Woo.

Anyway, I wonder if this guy is gonna come back.