Slyde Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Just saw this on another forum. Source SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said. Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said. His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said. Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said. Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not. ``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest. I admire him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Best. Graduation. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 He's my rolemodel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 (edited) Is that cum he's squirting out of that bottle? EDIT: Wait, no, it's silly string. Edited June 28, 2008 by GTA Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It'd be even more hilarious if he built a silly string sprayer into the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Two things. LOL and EWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I guess my kids aren't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Hah! that's only 2 hours away ... but I never heard about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Of course you didn't hear about it. The news can't put THAT on screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZ91 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Oh wow, that's awesome "Once I stopped laughing" Lol see even the police think it's funny. "kept tripping over the lower part of the costume" Lol balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 i don't understand people this days... but he's a phenomenon tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 omggg lol i saw this and couldnt stop laughing...man that'd be the funniest thing being there. lol silly string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 now they should make a statue of him... he's a legend when i saw this topic, i recalled the weird topics around two or three months ago (good ol' days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Theres a Saratoga Highschool near me and I got all excited when I saw this, but then I realized it wasn't the right Saratoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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