macorules94 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) Mine is when I saw my Religious Education teacher... on a porn site! Seriously! Like, you know in movies how when something happens, the people just stop and stare of shock? Well, I thought that you don't actually just stop, look, and stare in shock when you find something shocking... but boy it actually happens. My eye balls popped outta my sockets Edited April 8, 2009 by Undercover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM™ Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It's funny how you used a big font size and spoiler. Even though people can tell easily what you said, it still makes me lol. Erm, well mine would be when I was walking off into town near my college, there was this weird dude who was walking in front of me and yeah, as weird as it gets, his face was well, odd but really disturbing. :\ He was also a bit dodgy in the head as well, so his walking stance and shit wasn't very usual. Me and my mate were like LOL at first, but we realized that it was sort of cruel laughing at someone who's like that etc. So we stopped laughing. There are other disturbing stuff at my school, but it's not entirely that disturbing. So I won't speak of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 Like My new sig? lol Or should I change it, might be offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I guess for me it was the first time I ever got tricked into seeing Goatse or Pain Series... but that was many years ago, I imagine when it first got started... since then I've seen this kinda shit so much from sites like 4chan that while I don't particularly like seeing it, if I do, I'm completely unphased by it. @Undercover: Lol if that's true you have some serious blackmail material on your hands. You can never go to class again and get A grades for the rest of the time he's your teacher simply by threatening to show the school the material Oh yeah there's some way more serious disturbing stuff I've witnessed but I can't talk about it. More serious than anything that will ever be said in this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 She's a Girl lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 When I found out how gay people have sex. Although now my favorite type of sex is anal. No guys except Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 one time at krispy kreme donuts i saw a fat guy jacking off with a chocolate donut. im scared of donut now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 No you didn't that's fucking ridiculous. I actually can't believe that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I guess for me it was the first time I ever got tricked into seeing Goatse or Pain Series... but that was many years ago, I imagine when it first got started... since then I've seen this kinda shit so much from sites like 4chan that while I don't particularly like seeing it, if I do, I'm completely unphased by it.@Undercover: Lol if that's true you have some serious blackmail material on your hands. You can never go to class again and get A grades for the rest of the time he's your teacher simply by threatening to show the school the material Oh yeah there's some way more serious disturbing stuff I've witnessed but I can't talk about it. More serious than anything that will ever be said in this topic. Haha, 'are you the guy I showed pics of my GF to?' [/insidejoke] In year 5 (just started middle school) we were tasked to draw male and female genitalia as part of a basic sex ed. class. One of my friends drew both parties with a penis. When questioned upon how this would work, he replied 'The man puts his dick in the woman's dick' He never lived it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 HAHA that's fucking awesome. We never needed to draw anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 ROFL I don't even know why that's funny but it just is haha. And yeah we never needed to draw stuff, especially not in year 5. If we did though it would have been hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Hearing my parents fuck. Wasn't cool at all in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 And yeah we never needed to draw stuff, especially not in year 5...... Let me guess, that was the practical exam. Most disturbing was right after I got together w/ Mamma Kitty, her youngest kid. He's extremely retarded & will always be in diapers, will literally eat from the cat box if you don't watch him, etc. He's also very small for his age. It was the first time I looked in on him in the morning & found him sitting in the middle of his room giggling & covered in shit. Seriously, how can that much come out of someone the size of a seven-year-old? Try digging a dirty diaper out of a ceiling fan sometime. The next disturbing moment came from the same kid when he was 12 or 13 (looked like a hairy 9-year-old). There was maniacal laughter coming from his room (not the usual giggling from a good mood) & that's usually not good. I look in & there he is standing in the middle of his room, pants around his ankles & jerking off. I turned the fire extinguisher on him (compressed air & water, no chemical) & went back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 ^LMFAO I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 And yeah we never needed to draw stuff, especially not in year 5...... Let me guess, that was the practical exam. Most disturbing was right after I got together w/ Mamma Kitty, her youngest kid. He's extremely retarded & will always be in diapers, will literally eat from the cat box if you don't watch him, etc. He's also very small for his age. It was the first time I looked in on him in the morning & found him sitting in the middle of his room giggling & covered in shit. Seriously, how can that much come out of someone the size of a seven-year-old? Try digging a dirty diaper out of a ceiling fan sometime. The next disturbing moment came from the same kid when he was 12 or 13 (looked like a hairy 9-year-old). There was maniacal laughter coming from his room (not the usual giggling from a good mood) & that's usually not good. I look in & there he is standing in the middle of his room, pants around his ankles & jerking off. I turned the fire extinguisher on him (compressed air & water, no chemical) & went back to bed. Why the fuck do you work with disabled children if you treat them like shit and/or talk about them like shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I once walked in on my uncle changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeZaMe YuMe_MoMoKu Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 When I saw 16 years old teenagers have sex. I looked at the small hole of the wall that separates our room. I can't believe what I saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 You're 14... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 i think I was in my first year in highschool when I arrived at my grandparent's house from school, I sensed that no one is in the house so I entered my grandparents' room only to discover that my grandpa's watching pr0nz, and I shut the door and I said "Oh I'm sorry for disturbing ya". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Why the fuck do you work with disabled children if you treat them like shit and/or talk about them like shit? This will look different when you have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelman101 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Walked through the park beside my house and i saw a naked old man running away from a small dog, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Walked through the park beside my house and i saw a naked old man running away from a small dog, That's pretty disturbing, especially considering how far north you are & the effect cold will have on him. I could loan you a fire extinguisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Loan me your fire extinguisher UO so the next time I hear my parents do it I can live in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Don't you want a little brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Don't you want a little brother? Haha fuck no, if I wanted a little brother than I guess I would want my parents broke. (stuff's gettin' tough for my parents just to pay for my sister and I with today's economy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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