Damjan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 (edited) Lolfuk. The purpose of the KissPhone is, you guessed it, a way to transmit a kiss from one person to the other. All you need to do is press your lips against the Mick Jagger souvenir there, and the artificial mouth somehow detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips. Then send it over the wireless network for another person’s pleasure. In other words, you now have a legitimate reason to kiss with your cellular phone. Yeah, you might not want to do that in public. What would you call that, a WPDA? (Wireless Public Display of Affection, gross!) Oh, I haven’t told you the best part. If you want a kiss from Madonna or your favorite “imaginary Hero”, you can get it from the “kiss bank”. I have no idea how they got a “kiss recording” from the Material Girl, but you shouldn’t waste your life trying to figure out if the KissPhone did a legitimate job. This is one of those products where I could really go on about how unnatural this is, and how we’re getting too infatuated with our technology, but I think this picture says ten thousand words. Wonder what will happen if someone wants to make out. Edited May 12, 2009 by Sтεαм. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I just might have to buy one or two and test it out. real kiss > real cyber generated kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Does it give BJs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 LOL. epic lol. But still, it's a nice idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Does it give BJs? x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Does it give BJs? x2 x3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 That is disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 That is disturbing. The disturbing thing is that you know it's going to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hyphy Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Does it give BJs? x4 That is disturbing. The disturbing thing is that you know it's going to sell. x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If my mate had one of them or something, I would put super glue on it just for a little fun. Now i hope someone i knows gets one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hyphy Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If my mate had one of them or something, I would put super glue on it just for a little fun.Now i hope someone i knows gets one. x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) If my mate had one of them or something, I would put super glue on it just for a little fun.Now i hope someone i knows gets one. x2 Literally every post you've put in this topic was just x2's and x4's. Seriously bro, contribute to topics a little more. There's no race to see who gets the most posts. Edited May 19, 2009 by Nate10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hyphy Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Seriously, I don't really care about postcount. Typing +2 is easier than typing I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Seriously, I don't really care about postcount. Typing +2 is easier than typing I agree. My point exactly. There was no point in your post, hence my telling of you needing to contribute a little more if you're even going to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hyphy Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Heh, my brains were a little fried from listening to Paul Wall... anyways, let's get back on topic, shall we Nathan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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