lechilka26 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! Why it is good to be a man? 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase 20. You can open all your own jars 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 27. No maxi-pads 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips isn't it aholy truth )? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Wrong section, buddy. Try "General". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Wrong topic but so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harwood Butcher Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) Ok dont get offended by this and dont take it seriously at all cause I'm just curious. Did you find this some where on the internet or did you just recently go through a sex change? Again no offence, I'm just curious. Edited August 26, 2006 by Original GTA Master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artur Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) Very good reasons indeed. Just wrong topic. Edited August 26, 2006 by ArturKim21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_P Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Lol, good points, but as people above said wrong topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evo. Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 we rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nealmac Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt These are amazingly true in relation to my missus. Wrong forum although like me you're new here. Still, worth a look though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpyke Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 LOL, good post buddy! Welcome to the forums and hope to see some more of your input!! WOW....5 out of 7 posts told the guy he posted in the wrong place.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 or a her who relised that being a guy is easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpyke Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 lechilka=lachicka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Game Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 How is this funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bossman Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 its true thats why its funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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