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Weeeeeeeeeeeeell

Kyle's Mom's a bitch,

she's a big fat bitch,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,

she's a stupid bitch,

if there ever was a bitch,

she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

on Monday she's a bitch,

on Tuesday she's a bitch,

on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch,

then on Sunday, just to be different,

she's a super kingkong kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,

she's a mean old bitch,

and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

she's a stupid bitch,

Kyle's mom's a bitch and shes such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

(translations in japanese, french, deutsch and african)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,

she's a mean old bitch,

and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

she's a stupid bitch,

Kyle's mom's a bitch and shes such a dirty bitch.

I Really mean it, Kyles mom

Shes a big fat fucking bitch

a big fat fucking bitch, kyles mom yeaaaaaaaahhhh!

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you a professional moron or just a gifted amatur?

Tommy Vercetti's ( correct me if I'm wrong ) quote and you made my day :D Almost forgot about that quote, glad you wrote it. :coolthumbup:

i correct you by saying its CJ's line when someone bumps into your car (or you bump into them)

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TGTAP needs a hidden rickroll. Do we agree?
I have a 12" penis and an arse that screams sexy!

I feel sort of sorry for you... Even if I got paid 1 000 000 to have such a penis, I wouldn't ever.

is this short or long?

Uhm, far too long. Seriously, it fits into the category "Monster". You'll give your GF a heart attack if you show your tool to her if you have that.

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TGTAP needs a hidden rickroll. Do we agree?
I have a 12" penis and an arse that screams sexy!

I feel sort of sorry for you... Even if I got paid 1 000 000 to have such a penis, I wouldn't ever.

is this short or long?

Uhm, far too long. Seriously, it fits into the category "Monster". You'll give your GF a heart attack if you show your tool to her if you have that.

oooh so thats in inches..

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you a professional moron or just a gifted amatur?

Tommy Vercetti's ( correct me if I'm wrong ) quote and you made my day :D Almost forgot about that quote, glad you wrote it. :coolthumbup:

i correct you by saying its CJ's line when someone bumps into your car (or you bump into them)

Epic fail for me lol, I had my doubts about it but I tought it was Tommy's ... aww, well thanks for correcting :) I love both CJ and Tommy's "angry" lines, haven't played GTA in a while now :(

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@ your Ivan's question: It's "eevan"

thanks.. i thought this was it cause i knew a guy who was also called Ivan and for the FTW question i already figured it out.. it means "for the win" for those that dont know

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hey Ivan just curious.. how does you name sound with english accent is it like "Eeevan" or is it like "Ayvan"?

Actually with the english accent sounds like "Ayvan", with the portuguese accent it sounds like "Eevan".

youre portuguese? i thought you were more from the russian area beacuse of your name

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