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S I B E R I A N + H U S K Y

C H R I S A N D O S K A R

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M E R U L Z U S U C K A S S

J A D E I S C O O L E R T H A N U

H U C K L E B E R R Y P I E

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[From Coq 'o' Vin in Liberty City Stories]

Richard Goblin: I'd rather eat contents of a toilet bowl after a fat man with 'emorrhoids ate curry than eat the [Accented] sheet most Americans serve. [slams Table] Who is on my phone now?!

Diedra: Hi, my name is Diedra.

Richard Goblin: Okay, Dreary, would you rather eat the sheet most Americans serve or the sheet from the toilet bowl?

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Hello Mister Kretshnovik!

Hello mister Podnovik!

How are you, Mister Kretshnovik?

Very good, Mister Podnovik, how are you?

I feel like govno, Mister Kretshnovik...

Why, Mister Podnovik?

My wife left me, Mister Kretshnovik *Cries*

Oh, I am so sorry, I shouldnt have asked, Mister Podnovik.

No no, I'm actually happy, Mister Kretshnovik!

Then why are you crying Mister Podnovik?

Because you stabed my foot with your umbrella, Mister Kretshnovik!

Then, a nuke bomb fell in their city, and both died.

END.

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