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Josh: I'm going to meet Oprah!

Drake: Hey, Josh, calm down. When people go to this place, they don't want to see people acting all spazzy. Oh, pull over over there.

Josh: Let go, let me just park it.

[both Arguing Over The Car]

[Josh Screaming]

[Thump]

Josh: I ran over Oprah!

[Crowd Laughing]

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Josh: What you cooking?

[Audrey Puts Up A Spoon Full of Underwear]

Audrey: To save money, your father bought second-hand underwear off the internet.

[Crowd Laughing]

Audrey: Drake said to meet him down at the water park.

Josh: Water park?

Audrey: Wait, did Drake lie to me? Is he going skydiving?

Josh: [babbling] Uh, no, I just forgot, we were going to the water park. [Yelling] I'm going Drake, to the water park!

[Crowd Laughing]

[Music]

[Walter Comes In The Room and Drinks What's In The Pot]

[Crowd Laughing]

[Walter Fiddles Around and Finds The Boiled Second-Hand Underwear]

[Walter Faints]

[Crowd Laughing]

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Drake: It was 8 years ago and I was in line for the foam finger when a kid was being so obnoxious and mean to me.

Little Drake: Hey, I'm Drake.

Little Josh: Josh.

Orphan Girl: [british Accent] Excuse me, I only have 3 weeks to live. Can I get in front of you? Every minute counts.

[Crowd Laughing]

Little Drake: Sure

Little Josh: Oh, for the love of crud!

[Crowd Laughing]

Vendor: Next.

Little Josh: He said next! Get your butt out of your ears!

[Crowd Laughing]

Vendor: Hey, kid, it seems like you got the last one.

Little Josh: Last one?! You're going down, punk.

[both Yelling and Fighting]

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Cory: Stanley, my dad's 'bout to take you to school.

Stanley: Okay, and if I learn my lesson, I want that big, shiny thing.

[Points at Trophy]

[Crowd Oohing]

Victor: Alright. but if I win, you give back all the stuff you hustled.

Stanley: Bring it on, city-wide.

[Crowd Laughing]

Victor: Young man, you don't know what you messin' with.

[stanley Ping-Pongs The Ball Into Victor's Mouth]

[Crowd Exclaims, Laughing]

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