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DUDE, WTF?!

IE FTW

FIREFOX FTL!

YEAH!!!!

Here's an encyclopedic description of Internet Explorer:

Microsoft Internet Destroyer is a malicious form of malware which is known to slowdown computer performance and frustrate users.

Virus or not a Virus?

Though it appears to spread like a virus, it lacks the clean design and solid, elegant coding which is commonly associated with viruses. Furthermore, the bulk of its propagation happens not through the internets but through the real world where monopoly was used to pre-load it onto computers and hide it on Windows operating system disks; a practice which got Microsoft's ass sued by... well, basically by everyone.

Also if Javascript is enabled, any website can hack your computer with things like making 1,000 popup windows. Or disabling mouse buttons and keyboard buttons so when you click them they don't work and it says, "Don't steal my pictures" -- if the later ever happens you just got hacked. As a public service, you must turn javascript off and then steal every one of the pictures from sites like this.

Typical IE setup:

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LOL I found this on 12chan's /b/.

How to catch a pedophile:

1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html

2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)

3. Wait for pedos

4. Talk to pedos

5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED! The mods actually want us there if we don't screw up the room.

6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta

7. Post hilarious screen shots

8. ???

9. PROFIT!

FBI copy pasta is as follows:

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

if they dont reply, then say:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.

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